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Chase: *falls face first*

Heatwave: *catches him before he hits the ground*

Chase: *blushes*

Quickshadow: *from across the room* SO WHEN'S THE MARRIAGE?

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Quickshadow: I can't believe you guys dared me to kiss Windblade

Heatwave: Literally no one dared you

Quickshadow: The things I do for your entertainment

Heatwave: No one is asking you to do that

Quickshadow: Who knows..I might enjoy it

Heatwave: *faceservos*

Quickshadow: *kisses Windblade*

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Strongarm: *playing a crossword *
Guys, I need a nine letter word for "disappointment"

Bumblebee: "Sideswipe"

Strongarm: What do you know..it fits!

Sideswipe: .........

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Heatwave: *about Hightide* That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen

Chase: So it would seem...

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Heatwave: *about Quickshadow* Chase, could we get the lesbian plant out of here?

Quickshadow: *offended*

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Heatwave: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at Maccadam's

Blades: We going to Maccadam's if I don't do my work?

Heatwave: No!

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