If Gunshots Were My Love For You

A Roommate

{°Unknown!Sans P.O.V°}
"Mng" I peel my eyes open and realise the window is open, I must've left it open last night, I get up and look out the window and shut it. I walk over to the mirror and notice that I'm only wearing shorts, I take a look at my ribs and red ecto-body. I notice a few cuts from what happened last night, "that dude put up a fight for sure," I wrap my ecto-body and ribs in some gauze. A knock on the door causes me to drop the gauze, I sigh and go over to the door unlocking it and opening it, "hello?"
A skeleton, about to my neck, was smiling, "Hi I'm Sans, your new roommate," I close the door. I rush over to the box under my bed and wrap it in a towel and push it way under my bed. I quickly rush back over to the door and open it, "Komm herrein" 'Come on in' I spoke in German. He looks at me confused, I gesture him inside, he walks right in looking around, and goes over to the bed that seems to look untouched. I walk over to my closet and pick out the suit I wear everyday to work. I head to the bathroom to change, as soon as I walk out of the room I head to the door, "don't touch any of my stuff, there's food in the fridge, I'm gonna be gone all day" I walk out as soon as I say that.
I walk down the halls and to the elevator. The bell tings and I walk out, "hey bucko," "hello John," I look over and see John in the suit he wears everyday to work with me. "So what's the mission today, John?" He hands me a paper with a list of names, "the fourth one on the second row," "a baker named Sans, which one?" "Dunno, just Sans," "weird," I look up to realise that we were already at the hideout, "password," I put my hand out and make a question mark appear in my hand as John shows that his left arm is gone as a robotic arm is taking its place.
Error opens the door and let's us in. We walk over to the others and sit down and talk for a while until it was our time to do our work. It was only 15 minutes after we got there that John and I had to leave. John and I get up to leave, "hey, be careful" it was Mafia!Fell Sans, "don't worry, we will be," we both walk out and head over to the bakery in the shadows. Once we enter the back entrance we sneak around inside and get a good look where everything is.
We here the door open and quickly hide behind the counter. The lights turn on, I look up and see my new roommate, "Sans?" I whisper then duck(?) under, "warum habe ich es nicht bemerkt? Er hatte eine Kiste voller Backutensilien dabei," 'why hadn't I noticed? He had a box full of baking utensils with him' I spoke in German, "dude what?"
John put his hand on my shoulder, noticing that I was panicking, "that's sans and he's my new roommate," John looked at me and smiled. He held my hand tightly and dragged me out from under the counter to the back exit. He opened the door and we went back to the building. We went to our boss's door and John knocked, "what are you doin-" "just trust me," "Come in" John opened the door and we both went in. "Why are you here, John and Unknown," John hesitated at first but spoke up, "how much do you know about sans," "male skelton, 23, baker and 5'3, why?"
"Well he's Unknown's new roommate, and well usually we know more about our victim's before we kill them," "sounds reasonable, how much time will you need?" "A month or so," I knew I was going to get punished for that much time, but I didn't have a choice, "no, you will have 2 weeks," "please boss I need to know everything about him before I kill him, " "fine ONE month but that's it," I smiled, "thank you, you won't be disappointed boss," "I better not be." We both walk out and sigh heavily as John shuts the door, "I better go do some work on our victim, see ya later John" "bye Unknown, see ya tomorrow," we both walk out and head home. As soon as the elevator is about to close Sans is running towards me, "w-wait!" I grab the doors and stop them from shutting, he quickly gets inside and stands there, "s-sorry" "it's fine, it didn't hurt to keep the doors open and wait," he looked at me surprised, "you can talk English," "yes, yes I can," "but then what other language did you speak," "German," he looked amazed.
We got to the 3rd floor, walked out and went to our room, "did you inherent it, or learn it," "my grandmother and father spoke German and English," I took off my shoes and shut the door.  I took off my suit and changed into some shorts but didn't put a shirt on, I walked to the bathroom , brushed my teeth and come back to Sans changing into a t-shirt and shorts. His ecto-body was a light pink and in really good shape, something dribbled from my nose, after I touched it and looked at it I realised it was blood. Sans realised what was happening, put on his shirt and rushed me to the bathroom to help me with my bloody nose. After the bleeding stopped I headed to bed, so did Sans, "hey Sans, let's go get some hot chocolate tomorrow its rude not to," "sure," after a few moments we both fell asleep.

{*Bake!Sans P.O.V*}
I was changing into my pjs when I realise my roommate was having a nose bleed. I put on my shirt and quickly rushed him to the bathroom and cleaned him up. Moments later his nose finally stopped bleeding an we both headed to bed, "hey Sans, let's go get some hot chocolate tomorrow, it's rude not to," "sure," what does that mean? I thought about it for a while, it was strange. After a few moments we both fell asleep.