"babe stop playing fortni-" my gamer boy cut me off and pulls my hair
"ouch"
"grrrr, don't tell me what to do!1!1" my gamer boy lets go of my hair and i fall to the ground. "go make me a sandwich, extra cheesy." "o-ok" i replied and ran out of his bedroom because i was so fucking scared :-(
i made my gamer boy a nice cheese sandwich, put it on a plate and served it to him. "mmmmm, yummy so so so so tasty" i blushed 'uwu' i thought. "youre welcome, i have to go now bye ily a trilly XD" i blew a kiss.
he gags.
i sigh and hit the dab like wiz khalifa.
i walked home because my boyfriend still has his learners license (dont tell him i told you this because he will probably hit me again) i connected my earphones to my mobile cellphone (?) and began listening to taylor swift because she inspires me oh so much. but then i changed the goddamn song because i felt like listening to american boy sung by estelle ft. kanye west
my phone dinged like my stepdad when he first saw me walk into the living room. (that i will elaborate on next time because like tmi, amirite?)
hi gurl! how r u? :3 where u at? did u have fun with your bf? heheh. this is my bff rachel messaging me, i h8 her! im only friends with her because she has pool - a nice one. i call her ratchet behind her back, it's soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. shes such a slut too shes the reason why my other bf broke up with me tf?!?!?!?! still holding secret grudges for dis bitch.
rachel played with my exes' balls like fifa (grrrr)
oh hahahahah lol im walking home rn & yeah i had so much fun! xP kindly responding to her message, i keep ranting in mah head
bitch face. grrrrrrr! she tryna thrash and smash my man, imma finna beat her ass.
end of fucking story.
ok im done and so are my last two brain cells lmaooooo goodbye wich yo bich ass
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Teen Fiction"i made u a sandwich" oh thanks babe *goes back to playing fortnite* "pay attention to me" he ignores me, omg im so sad why wont he notice me? i need a new lover boy-- a MAN. he never appreciates me, he cares about my goddamn sandwiches than me. i...
