Loving Hobbits

At the village Center

I dressep up in Aaron's big a** hoodie that he left me yesterday. I took my neighbour Steve with me, because i didn't have the stamina to explain the letter to him, i just told him that it was a joke.
We arrived at the village center, everyone was waiting for that handsome piece of hobbit a** named Aaron, i still cant believe that he chose me instead of a girl, i hope Steve wont find out, he's a c*nt.
"So, u gay?" Steve asked me. Damn everyone knows. "Nah" i reply. We split up after i slapped Steve, and i started to look for Aaron, i missed him so much.
Aaron was waiting for me under the town sign, he flipped his beautiful hair again. I ran towards him like a Japanese school girl, except i wasn't Japanese, and i am a hobbit, not a girl.
"Hi Aaron! I missed you" Aaron gave me a hug even though i wanted a kiss.
"I missed you too Jeremiah, you look extra Hobbity today" Aaron replied.
Lizard man was watching us in the background, this time in a wheelchair, and behind a tiny bush, i think he thought we didn't see him. Aaron has a tiny bush too.
"Hey Aaron, you see that lizard guy over there?" I asked him. Aaron turned around and said "yoo that's the same guy, lets go talk to him" Aaron said and walked towards him, i was left without a kiss again, im going to kill that reptile someday.
"Wot are yer saying? Im not spying you foking sosiges!" Lizard guy said. "Why are you being so angry towards us?" I asked. Jeremiah held my hand and said "you should really leave us alone, Lizard guy." Lizard guy looked angry and he replied "Lizard guy? My names foking Jonathan!" And he rolled away, and mid way, and fell from his wheelchair, and started crying.
We decided to go back to Aaron's place, i was so excited. He showed me his whole apartment. "So yeah, this is my place, im sorry if its a mess." Aaron said. I really wanted that kiss that he owed me, so i leaned forward, and he did so too. We were so close to kissing, but then we heard someone break the window. We went to the living room to see what happened. It was Jonathan, or lizard guy...who had jumped through the window.
"Help me ye donkeys!" Jonathan shouts. I was so angry, i was so close to beating him to death, but Aaron was too nice to him. "Are you okay?" Aaron asked him. How can he be so blind? Doesn't he notice that Jonathan is just manipulating our private moments? Well they might not be private moments as long as Jonathan is alive.
We had to take Jonathan to the hospital,