Undertale AU Randomness.

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Me:Oh mai gawd.

Blueberry:*knocks* Rain? Why are you not sleeping yet?

Me:Why? LOOK AT MAH ARM! *shows him my arm is now a skeleton arm*

Blueberry:WHAT THE?!

Blueberry:*wakes up* huh?! Oh...it's just a dream....*notices Dream Sans was there* Dream? Why are you here?

Dream:That dream you have....is real.

(DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!!!)

Blueberry:You're not kidding right?

Dream:Nope. Rain literally has a skeleton arm now.

Blueberry:......*runs around the room, panicking*

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Lel, we broke him. Also, thanks Dream for visiting! (Dream:Your welcome!)
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Me:*sleeping*

*crash*

Me:HECK WHAT THE WHAT WAS THAT?!

Chara:DIE, YOU SMILEY TRASHBAG!

Sans:Nice try, genocidal freak. *summons more bones*

Me:......what the heck are you guys doing in mah studio?

Chara & Sans:Having a Judgement Time.

Me:Well......DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! *kicks them off* can I just puh-leez have some sleep? *sleeps again*

Papyrus:WOW!!!! A HUMAN!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE MY SPAGHETTI?!

Me:I'm in h🔥ll now.

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I have no idea what the heck happened XD
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Kinder!Error:Kiky? Where are you?

Kinder!Ink:I'm here, Ruru.

Kinder!Ink & Error:*hugs*

Me:*totally died from cuteness*

PJ:Get up already.

Me:*stands up* Wow, what a way to ruin Errorink bruh.

PJ:If you have a problem, come at me!

Me:Oh you know I am. *growls*

Kinder!Error:Excuse me? Can we be alone for a sec?

Me & PJ:Sorry.

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These characters are from PJ's Daycare by blogthegreatrouge in tumblr! Check it out!
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Me:*drinks coffee*

Cross:*appears out of nowhere*

Me:*spits out the coffee due to Cross' "surprise"*

Cross:Oh hey, Rain.

Me:DA HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MAH STUDIO?!

Cross:Trying to find Nightmare.

Me:Nightmare? You mean tentacle freak?

Nightmare:*grabs me with his tentacle* you call me a freak? Hah! Then what are you? A fox maniac?

Me:Actually I think you mean a kitsune maniac.

Nightmare:.....what?

Me:*transforms into a kitsune* I mean this. *chokes him with mah tail*

Cross:NIGHTMARE!

Nightmare:ACK! WHAT THE HECK?! HOW IS SHE SO STRONG?!

Me:*just lies down on the floor & checking wattpad on her phone*

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Why is Cross & Nightmare here? Welp, who knows.
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Me:*plays Minecraft*

Asriel:H-hey, Rain!

Me:Hey, goatboi.

Asriel:I-I have something t-to tell you.

Me:*looks at him* what is it?

Asriel:......will you.....be....

Me:Be your girlfriend? Ehhhh....I don't think its a good idea.

Asriel:W-what w-why?

Me:You see....I may have a crush on you but....Rainberry also has a crush on you. I don't want to break her feelings by taking you away from her. I think you deserve her more than me.

Asriel:Oh! Ok! So.....we just stay as....friends?

Me:Yep, not just as friends only but as brother & sister too.

Asriel:I'll make sure to tell Rainberry how I feel for her very soon. Bye!

Me:Ehehhehe bye.....*sweatdrops* this is bad.

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Yep, Asriel wants me to be his gf but I want him to accept Rainberry instead since I think he deserves way better & I'm going to be happy if they are together....two boys likes Rainberry, Charan & Asriel....this is bad.
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Doctor:Hold on....just need to put the fire out. *extinguished the fire*

Me:*snoring*

Nurse:Doctor, her arm wasn't broken or anything.

Doctor:That's because she burnt her arm. Her whole right arm is burnt to crisp. And now, it is a skeleton arm.

Nurse:Miss? Wake up, please.

Me:*wakes up* huh? So what's the problem, doctor?

Doctor:Your arm is ok but....your skin was burnt to crisp and now....your arm is a skeleton arm.

Me:*looking at mah arm* ehhhh ain't so bad. Welp, gotta go. Sans is waiting for me at the door.

Doctor & Nurse:Sans?

Sans:*sat down on the ground & sees me coming out* oh hey kid. What happened to your burnt arm?

Me:It turned to crisp. And now it is a skeleton arm.

Sans:Cool....let's go to grillby's.

Me:Yeah.

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Sorry I just HAD to add this. I couldn't control mahself.
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Me:*eating a sandwich*

Napstablook:*appears out of nowhere*

Me:Napstablook? *notices him* oh there you are. What'cha doing here?

Blooky:nothing.....I was just flying around and saw this studio......so I came to checj it out....but then I disturbed you from eating a sandwich.....sorry...

Me:Ehhhh it's fine, Blooky. Wanna lie down & feel like garbage?

Blooky:*eyes sparkle* ok....

Me & Blooky: *lying down on the floor* *the whole studio turned into the whole galaxy*

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I feel nothing like Blooky.
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Me: *drawing Ink Sans*

Ink:Hmmm not bad.

Me:GAH! The heck Ink? You scared me.

Ink:Ehehehe sorry. You're drawing me?

Me:Yeah, since you're my second favourite character, I want to draw you first.

Ink:Second? Who's the first?

Me:Error Sans.

Ink:Error?!

Error:That's right.

Ink & Error:*fighting*

Me:*still drawing Ink without noticing the fight*

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Welp, that's gonna be a lot of mess.
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That's it for today's chapter. Sorry if it's crappy. I had no ideas until......this happen. The next chappie.....find out soon.

I'll see ya guys next time!👋

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