Smash Bros React to Death Battle

Chapter 4: Goomba vs Koopa

Immediately Mario woke up that night to hearing someone walking into his house, and it was Samus... In her Varia Suit, and Pikachu, which was still recovering after the Subspace incident. "So, Mario... Why start spying on us?" Samus said, before looking at him. "Well, what are-a you watchin'?" Mario asked Samus, before she looked at him. "This episode of 'Death Battle.' Want to watch with us?" Samus asked him. "Meh, okie dokie." Mario said, before they were watching Goomba vs Koopa. and they saw the Death Battle Logo

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.

Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid Turtle who always gets himself killed.

Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.

Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

The screen shut and they were uneager to see the first combatant, due to Mario knowing so much about the Goombas

Wiz: The Goombas used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of 's vast army.

Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents. While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm saying. Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?

Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet in the air. Goombas can also sprout wings, becoming Paragoombas, capable of barely sustained flight.

Boomstick: And when flyin', the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!

Pikachu: PIKA- PI!!! (Translation:THAT'S DISGUSTING! NO!!!)

Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been know to accomplish the impossible.

Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands? Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!

Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.

Boomstick: Well then how's it holdin' it?!

Samus: Yeah, I'm curious. How does a Goomba hold a Baseball Bat?

Mario: To be honest, I have no Idea. Maybe the fangs it has can lift up the Bat.

Wiz: Goombas are unwaveringly brave, never backing down from a fight and always ferociously charging into battle without hesitation. Though, sometimes their stubborn courage can backfire.

Boomstick: Yeah, you'd think it would stop walking when impending death is directly in front of it.

Mario: Yeah, I know Goomba's are Morons.

Wiz: After dissecting a ...voluntary Goomba myself, I discovered it's brain to be less than half the size of an acorn, proving what we've always known...

Boomstick: Goombas are fuckin' morons.

Mario: WHY WOULD YOU DISSECT A GOOMBA?!

Samus: For research purposes.