Mario immediately prepared for himself for the next episode of Death Battle, as he looked at the screen with Samus and Pikachu by his side. Immediately the Death Battle Logo showed itself, and the two fighters were shown.
Wiz: Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.
Boomstick: Haggar, the mayor elect of whoop ass.
Wiz: And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.
Boomstick: These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!
"Wait a second, how can-a their Rivalry be legendary if they've-a never met in person before?" Mario asked
"Must be a large Fan Demand. They may be from different worlds, and people must be requesting them constantly."
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a death battle.
The screen Shut as the First of the two was a Man with a Moustache that made Mario look in Jealousy, and muscles that made Samus envy him. Mike Haggar
Boomstick: Standing six foot seven and weighing 266 pounds - 30 of which is probably in his manly mustache - it's Mike Haggar!
BACKGROUND:
Height: 200 cm/6'7"
Weight: 121 kg/266 lbs
Fighting Style:
Mayor of Metro City, Former Wrestler
Wiz: For many years, Haggar was a champion wrestler of Slam Masters until being elected mayor of Metro city, a metropolis overrun with street gangs.
Boomstick: Too bad there aren't more badasses in office. Most mayors would just put up laws against crime or increase the police force but Mike takes matters into his own hands.
Samus: Well we've got a politician who can fight off Street Gangs on his own, Impressive.
AMERICAN WRESTLING
Grabs
Holds
Twists
Quick Strikes
Submissions
Tie-Ups
Wiz: Haggar is a former pro American wrestler, specializing in grabs, holds and quick strikes. He's of Scottish ancestry and proud of it, even having a Scottish flag on his gym.
Mario: Wait, if he's a former pro, what happened to his-a Career as one?
Samus: Might've retired. That usually happens when you don't want to work as what you do anymore.
Mario: Ah, similar to how I hung up-a my days as a Plumber?
SCOTTISH BACKHOLD
Focused on Balance
Grappling
Pressure
Sustained Grip
No Groundwork involved
Wiz: It's likely he has also trained in Scottish backhold wrestling, which involves bear-hugging an opponent and keeping your balance while overpowering theirs.
Samus: Sounds like he'd give Bear Hugger a run for his money. Thankfully Boxing and Wrestling are completely separate sports.
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