𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 // m.yg

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"Okay. How did this happen?! " Yoongi says slamming his hand on the wall and pointing at a drunk Y/N.

"I-I... " Jimin hesitated.  "Jungkook did it. " He said pointing at the drunk rabbit. He was flopped over on his back,  holding his stomach.  Burping. 

The day before Jimin and Namjoon arrived at the room.  Apparently,  Namjoon found them by 'sniffing them out' which sounded weird to say. 

Out of nowhere Y/N throws her shoe at Yoongi. 

"Why do you hate me so much? You are an idiot.  A retard.  Your so cold-hearted,  I bet if you kissed me you would say it was an accident.  What a tsundere you are,  Yoongi. " Y/N sighs and flops on the wood floor.  "Didn't your mom teach you to treat women with respect?!  "

She was ignored, Yoongi looked at Namjoon.  "Really,  who allowed her to order room service and drink an sh*t load of-"

"Jungkook," Namjoon said leaning against the wall. 

"Jungkook." Jimin studied his hand but shook his head in approval.  'Why is my hand so small?' He thought.

"Jungkook! " Says Jungkook standing up on his long,  back bunny feet.  His left ear was bent and he sniffed the are before falling face first into the floor. 

He was knocked out cold. 

"This is chaos. Who let Jungkook, let Y/N, get room service?!" Yoongi almost hollered his temples.  "All I want to do is sleep. " He whined.  "What did I do to deserve this?! "

"Excuse you,  Yoongi" Y/N says standing up.  "I was totally dragged into this mess by you and your crazy girlfriend Allison!"

"She is not my girlfriend.  She is just an obsessed b*tch. "

Y/N threw her other shoe at him. 
"Aye!  That's my cousin,  your talking about! "

"I'm getting fresh air. " Namjoon and Jimin say looking at Yoongi.

"Your problem.  Definitely not mine. " Namjoon says patting Yoongi on the back and exiting

"I want Panda Express! " Jungkook says trying to stand up again.  "Let's go Yoongi,  you have money. "

"What the-" Jungkook latched on to Yoongi's right leg.  "Get the h*ll of me! "

"I quite oppose. This spot is comfy. " Jungkook says trying to get comfy. 

"I can not wait until we find that antidote for you to be human again. " Jimin sighs. 

"Of hey,  Jimin. " Y/N says pointing.  "Let's sleep together. "

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"Never ever give Jungkook permission to watch Y/N again after what just happened. " Yoongi says looking at the mess.  It had been 3 hours since Namjoon left and it turned to chaos.

Y/N was finally asleep on the couch and Jimin ran outside crying saying he was taken by the most beautiful person ever. 

Everyone hated the girl Jimin was with and he deserved better. Yoongi liked Jimin's old childhood friend more than he likes Jimin's current fiance. 
It seemed like those two belonged together,  -him and that friend. -

Yoongi leaned against the wall and sighed,  had finally got Jungkook off of him,  but he got bitten twice.

The tiny front teeth of the rabbit left bite marks. 

Stupid rabbit.

"Ugh. Hangover. " Y\N says grabbing the air.  "Yoongi.Pesant
Water,  please. "

"What the h*ll did you just call me?" Yoongi says standing up.  "Get it yourself you-"

"I'm here now! " Namjoon says entering.  "How is everything?  It's broad daylight outside now. "

"Okay then,  we're is Jimin? " Yoongi says ignoring Y/N.

"What?  Did he leave? "

"Yeah. Y/N's retarded ass asked him to sleep with her. "

"Okay then,  we're is Jungkook? "

"Asleep by the wall,  he bit me so I kicked him off my leg.  " Yoongi says with a shrug. 

"Dude. You don't do that. " Namjoon say walking over to the rabbit.  "Your so cold-hearted. "

"He is,  he won't even get me water. " Y/N says stumbling to stand up.  "Rude ass. Never once will think about anyone else will he? ".

" Aye. " Yoongi turns to face her.  "Shut your damn mouth.  If it wasn't for me-"

"Oh my god,  what an ego! " Y/N throws her hands in the air and walks away. "I give up! "

"So.. What do we do about the rabbit? " Namjoon cuts in.

"I don't know- " Yoongi starts to reply but gets cut off by laughing.
"I love watching you fail. " Hoseok says in the corner. 

"When the h*ll did you arrive?! " Namjoon and Yoongi say in sync.

"When Jimin came inside. "

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//unedited//