The cashier stared intently into the customers eyes, 'Welcome to McDonals, what can I get for you?' The customer blinked, before replying 'I'd like to try the new McSlapInTheFace, please.' The McEmployee licked her lips, preparing to deliver the most gentle McSlapInTheFace and whispered into the customers ear 'Would you like fries with that?' The customer let out a moan as she gently slapped him across the face. 'You like that, huh?' The McEmployee whispered seductively in his ear, before sticking her tongue in his ear. She crawled up onto the counter 'you can taste my McTitties if you like...'
'I'll just take the beesechurger, thanks.' He replied hurriedly, taking a step back. 'Are you McSure?' The McEmployee said, looking crestfallen 'I can give you the McSucc!'
He screamed, trying to get away as the McEmployee pulled him over the counter. 'PUT YOUR MCNUGGETS IN MEEEEEEEE!!!' She screeched, pulling him into the back room.