Shrek ran down the hall, and Shrek went zooming down the hall very fast very quick. He kept running and running and running and running until he made it to Fiona's room.
Shrek slapped door down with his big, green ogre hands.
Fiona gasped in shock. Shrek started to scream. He picked up Fiona and jumped out the window, both continously screaming in shock.
Shrek went and fiddle de deed all the way to the swamp with Fiona. Fiona suddenly flew up in the air, screamed, and did some twirly-twirls. They then both ran into the house as it fell apart.
Three hours later, they fixed the house, only to kick down the house yet again. They took a break by rushing to the swamp.
Shrek took a huge jumpy-jump straight in the swamp, though was mistaken, for his foolish and bad action had ruined the swamp, mud everywhere.
Fiona and Shrek gasped as loud as ogrely possible. They screamed, for this had given then The Great Depression.
Now that Shrek and Fiona had The Great Depression, they rushed back to the castle and cried for what must've been fifteen million days. Since Shrek had the greatest Depression of all, he skiddadled to the Mcdonalds to commit die. Fiona couldn't believe it. Shrek was dead.
Now that Shrek was dead, Fiona was just as depressed. She ran to the same Mcdonalds, saddened that her love had died. She felt a bolt of anger, and had seta a the place once fire. Everyone in it, every Mcdouble, each french fry, the gross gum on the bottom of the seats, even herself.
She woke up in an ogre filled place, them all looking a little saddened as though their lived had recently ended. It didn't take long for her to realize this was true.
Through the crowds and crowds of ogres, She spotted a man She once new. It was shrek. She ran up to him in happy tears, him doing the same.
