Shrek and Fiona talked and talked, until Shrek had to use the Port-o-Potty. He told Fiona to meet him at the pizza place before he left. He rushed for the bathroom and sang the diarreah song as he did his business.
Fiona rushed to the pizza place to meet Shrek. He said he'd buy the onion pizza for the two of them, she was excited.
She saw a green, wrinkly man standing in line. He looked odd, bit it must've been Shrek. Fiona ran to him, dragging him to one of the booth seats.
"Hello young lady." he exclaimed. Fiona smiled at him. A waiter soon arrived. The man stared at the waiter, and Fiona noticed he had been waiting for her to answer them. "We'll have the garlic pizza." She said. It was odd of Shrek to do this, but Fiona hadn't thought much of it.
Shrek walked towards the pizza place after doing his business. He saw Fiona sitting with a small, green old man. An imposter, he thought. There can only be one Shrek.
Once they had finished their pizza, the imposter went to the bathroom. Shrek snuck after. "You're the one stealing my wife!" He exclaimed. "I know don't what about you're talking! Who stealing?" He yelled. He sounded genuinely confused, though Shrek didn't buy it for a second.
They both knew it was time for battle. Each grabbed a gun off the bathroom floor conveniently left there. Bang, they shot at each other, but both missed each time! They were out of ammo, so they dropped their weapons and walked towards one another.
They slapped each other relentlessly, leaving bruises on each other.
Shrek knew this couldn't go on forever. He grabbed a knife from his back pocket. It had pictures of swamps engraved in it, and was painted green over steel.
He stabbed Yoda in the chest. "I don't feel so good.." Yoda cried. He slowly decaded into nothing more than a pile of dust. Shrek ran towards Fiona. They were together yet again.
