Spoons, Forks, Sporks, and Knives

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A/N: This is my first story, so it'll probably suck and be totally out of character, but here I go. Also, most of these one shots are either Puckabrina or Pinaphne. No, Pinaphne, not Pineapple, stupid autocorrect.

"DOGFACE!" Puck yelled, running down the stairs.

"What do you waaaant?" Sabrina groaned, slumping in her chair.

"You know exactly what I want!" Puck stomped up to the blonde girl childishly.

"You want me to shove a spoon down your air pipes?" Sabrina offered.

"No, I want my-"

"No? Oh, you want me to shove a fork down your air pipes!"

"Just listen, will you? I want my-"

"I get it now! You want me to shove a spork down your air pipes!" 

"Just give me my-"

"OH! Wait, now I'm sure I got it! You want me to shove a knife down your air pipes! How could I be so stupid?"

"Stuffed unicorn! I want my stuffed unicorn! Remember?" Puck reddened with embarrassment and anger.

"Oh! You should've just said so!" Sabrina handed Puck his beloved stuffed unicorn.

"Your stupidity will be the death of me." Puck grumbled, stomping back up the stairs. 

Sabrina gave him a stupid smile.

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