Lillith_Hellfire 1. Thank you for tagging me! 2. I was tagged yesterday 12/16/18 3. 10 things about myself • I love food • I love listening to music • I love reading • I'm in Grade 7 and an STE passer • I'm straight • I love Tony Stark and he is my HERO • I'm afraid of snakes • I'm lazy when I want to • I don't like crowded places • One of my favorites songs rn is idontwannabeyouanymore
5. Tell a joke. I AM NO COMEDIAN Since I don't know how to make a joke... I searched in Google😂
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad. ''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''
I declare that Google is my best friend😂😂
6. Well I've been planning to make a book so just watch out for that.
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1. Mention who tagged you. That's a given. 2. Do it in less than 3 days. 3. Say 10 things about yourself 4. Tag exactly 28 people. No. 5. Tell a joke. 6. Write a spoiler for one of your stories. 7. Put these rules in the tag( You can just screenshot this, I don't give a shit anymore).
