Aries: "Hi, excuse me... could you maybe SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Taurus: *Mutters under breath* "These son's of biscuits" *Angrily bites a Snicker*
Gemini: *Gives the world the silent treatment*
Cancer: *Doesn't speak and frowns* "I hate everyone" *Apologizes*
Leo: *Looks in the mirror* "What the FUCK are you doing, hair?" *Starts crying*
Virgo: "Hahahahahaha AhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *Hits you with a brick*
Libra: "Do you want to hear a joke? YOU! YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE!" *Slams door*
Scorpio: "Fucking MOVE" *Shoves everyone out of the way*
Sagittarius: "Yes, hello, 911? I'm about to commit a murder"
Capricorn: "I said NO ONION!" *Starts throwing plates*
Aquarius: *Gets drunk*
Pisces: *Closes the curtains and locks the door* *Sobs quietly to The Notebook*
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I just love this one XD
Virgo's made me laugh so hard, I don't even know why
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Zodiac Signs
RandomIf you're like me and find it entertaining to look at a bunch of crap about your Zodiac, then this is the place to go. Facts, squads, personalities, themes, and lots more stuff is here. Most of this is stereotypical, by the way. I also got all my an...
