Aries: Broke someone's nose
Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizzas on the principal's credit card
Gemini: Changed their grades on their teacher's computer
Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid bitch
Leo: Got caught watching Hentai during class
Virgo: Hacked the school WiFi and disabled the firewalls
Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle and threw it up in class
Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school
Sagittarius: Secretly brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Aquarius: Threatened someone with scissors
Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test that they didn't study for
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Zodiac Signs
AléatoireIf you're like me and find it entertaining to look at a bunch of crap about your Zodiac, then this is the place to go. Facts, squads, personalities, themes, and lots more stuff is here. Most of this is stereotypical, by the way. I also got all my an...
