PETER WHO IS COMING AND HIS TWIN PETER WHO IS A FUCKING FRENCH SLUT

Part 2

Reconsidering what I said in the last chapter

There is ONE thing that may lave me out of the ordinary

You see, I happen to know a fact not even today's most knowledgable historians know

In the case of Jack the Ripper, there was one rather outstanding historical typo

It's actually jack the stripper

You may be wondering how I know this, after all, I'm just Peter

Well the reason I know is because I AM jack the stripper

Well I bet you didn't expect that

It all started when I left home as I was upset when my parents told me I wasn't French like the rest of them

I wanted to do so,etching to be my own person

Right across from where I was standing, there happened to be a building with flashing neon lights

Naturally I entered

It was a strip club

Seeing as I didn't need to get paid, I just went straight up onto stage and began stripping

But I didn't want people to know who I really was, so I used the alias jack and never showed my handwriting, I only wrote notes but cutting our bits of magazines for letters

I was so popular

However the other strippers and strip club manager weren't too happy about the fact I got all the tips. So I got shoved out

But I couldn't get out if my head the thrill I got when I was on that pole. Music blaring in my ears

So I had an idea

Why do we need clubs?

Why can't I just strip on the street

So I was coming to the street

However somehow locals and police men didn't seem to like this idea

During that time I got arrested several times

However to spare my self from disgruntled parents, I pretended to be Petee

That's actually how he first got the name Petee the fucking French slut

Now I can imagine you're probably wondering where the murdering comes into this entire equation

You see I'm very strong, so sometimes with my belt I got too excited,..

I accidentally whipped people so hard limbs fell off and they bled to death

To cover this up I used the bodies as props

Again this didn't go down well with the police

Then a number of typos were made and the entire story got changed!

But other than that I am utterly normal I assure you

It really is my brother you ought to look out for, even if he wasn't jack the stripper