YOU ARE READING Funny Things Humor Enjoy. #enjoy #funny #jokes #laugh #life #lol #pain #silent #smile #things #yeah At a Restaurant 26 1 1 by Silent_PAIN by Silent_PAIN Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story At a Restaurant; "Would You like a table?" "No not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please."