I guess I fell for you (Black Butler x Morden! Reader)

Christmas(?) Special

Ok, I feel like I need to specify something. Things like the Halloween Special and this Christmas Special are not canon. So these won't affect the characters or storyline, these are just for fun! Also, sorry to those who don't celebrate Christmas, you can just ignore this chapter as it has zero effect on the story.

Ok, with that out of the way, let's begin!

~(Ciel's POV)~

Hmm, it's quiet... too quiet. Y/n must be up to something. Oh well, I need to do my work.

Just as I was about to start reading over some new ideas for Funtom products I heard loud footsteps, heading towards my office. "Oh no." The door was slammed open,

"Oh yeah!"

I face planted onto the desk, "And to think I thought today would be peaceful." I sorrowfully mumbled to myself. "HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS! AND A LATE MERRY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO YOU CIEL!!!!" I sat up and look at her, only to see her dressed in a weird costume with a fake beard.

"What the devil are you wearing?"

She gasped and jumped on top of my desk, staring down at me and asked, "You don't know Santa?? YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!" 

Me... A swine?! 

"Sebastian! Get her out of here, I'm trying to work!" I commanded loudly, fed up with her shenanigans. Within seconds Sebastian appeared before our eyes, "WAIT, SEBBY NO!! HE MUST BE EDUCATED ON SANTA!!!" Y/n screamed out. "My lord, shall I let her explain?" I think for a few moments before answering reluctantly, "Alright, let her explain..."

I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

~(Y/n's POV)~

"Alright, let her explain..."

Teacher Mode: Activate!

"Ok, so Santa is a really fat guy who travels around in a sleigh, that flies through the sky and is pulled by a bunch of reindeer. He gives gifts to children all over the world and he eats all the food that you leave out. I'm pretty sure he was created a few years ago... I dunno."

Both Sebastian and Ciel stare at me blankly, "ANYWAY ENOUGH ABOUT THAT!! CIEL I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY!!" I cry out, feeling guilty for forgetting such a day. "It's fine, I don't celebrate it as others do anyway." He said, though his words didn't reach my ears as I brainstormed ideas of how to make it up to him.

Maybe throw him a Christmas themed Birthday party... But he doesn't like parties that much besides last time people died. Hmm, maybe I could... NOPE! Keep it PG!........... WAIT! I KNOW!!!!

"I GOT IT!!"

They both turned and looked at me in confusion, "Wha-" "SHHH DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!" I quickly sprint out of the room and towards the kitchen.

Let's do this shit.

~( Timeskip cause I'm a lazy bitch.)~

Damn, I didn't realise how big this town is... Hmm if I was a child that made a contract with a demon because some fucker decided to kill my parents what would I want for Christmas.

A therapist. Or maybe like some ice cream and a lot of blankets to cry my problems away. DAMMIT, HE'S RICH HE CAN ALREADY BUY EVERYTHING!

While mindlessly wandering around I spot a beautiful chess board, each piece carved beautifully. (Ok so normally there would be a picture BUT I CAN'T FIND ANY CHESS BOARDS THAT LOOK HOW I WANT IT TO LOOK, THERE EITHER TO MODERN, ALL THE SAME, OR REALLY WEIRD! T_T)