~(Y/n's POV)~
I squint my eyes open, where am I? Last I remember I was falling from the sky and then... someone who looked exactly like Sebastian caught me! Oh. My. God. That better have not been a fucking dream if it was then- My thoughts were cut off by a knock on the door, curious to who it was I called out, "Come in," My eyes widened in shock, it wasn't a dream. Sebastian fucking Michaelis was standing in front of me with is hot fake ass smile.
DON'T FANGIRL! DON'T FANGIRL! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING FANGIRL! Calm down, think of dying puppies... Fuck now I want to cry.
Too busy in my thought I didn't notice the demonic butler approaching me until he was right in front of me. Shocked, I jump backwards only to hit my head while letting out a small scream.
"Oww..."
Sebastian's face had a mixture of amusement and slight concern, but mostly amusement.
How dare that fucker to be amused by my suffering.
"Are you alright?"
I stare at him blankly, before responding,
"Well I just got hit by a mother fucking car and then fell from the fucking sky only to be caught by a fucking demon, and now I wake up in some random ass room only to find the same fucking demon and then proceeding to hit my head. Yes, I feel fan fucking tastic"
I didn't mean say it but the words just spilled out of my mouth. Before I can try and cover up what I just said I'm pinned to the wall,
"And how exactly did you know I was a demon?"
Well fuck, I'm in deep shit now.
"Umm, demons are from Hell, Hell's hot, you're hot,"
What the fuck did I just say... I'm so dead.
He stares at me blankly before smirking,
"Young master requested you in his office, best not to leave him waiting."
Oh shit. Imma bout to meet my favourite blueberry. Who's probably going to get Sebastian to kill me. wEll sHIT.
Sebastian saw I wasn't moving and picked me up bridal style,
"DA FUCK DO YA THINK YA DOING! PUT ME DA FOCK DOWN BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE ON YO ASS!"
Sebastian ignores me and continues heading towards Ciel's office, in all honesty, I didn't want him to put me down, like who would? I'm fine with being carried by a hot ass butler, even if he's most likely going to kill me.
We arrived at Ciel's office and Sebastian knocked on the door,
"Come in."
We entered the room, only to see Maddie...
DA FUCK IS THIS BITCH DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?
I was so pissed off I didn't realise that I had said it out loud. Ciel seemed slightly taken aback at how vulgar my language was but answered anyway,
"Miss Maddie fell from the sky, the same as you. You both fell unconscious after Sebastian caught you both, Miss Maddie happened to wake up early then you did."
No wonder dis bitch is ugly, she don't get enough booty sleep!
Once again it seems I spoke my thoughts aloud. And Ciel seemed extremely disgusted, slightly curious as well, but mostly disgusted.
"What in god's name is booty sleep?"
"It's da sleep for da booty!"
"I don't even want to ask anymore."
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I guess I fell for you (Black Butler x Morden! Reader)
FanfictionYou are obsessed with Black Butler! Your bitchy 'friend' is more into boys! You are both transported into Black Butler and end up falling from the sky.