Akechi Goro was in a local mall, with intentions of finding good presents that would delight his favorite boy, akira krurru. It was important that the crowd of extras realize that akechi and akira kurup were put into shubotya to love each other's bootyas. But akechi came to realize that if he saw anything the side characters would like, he might as well picked it up. He glanced at an eye-catching set of forgotten Disney Princess wash cloth sets that appeared as wrinkly hearts, only to be thrown in the tub to reveal lavish, cheap, yet stylish wash cloths. He dully noted this item as it brought his thought sourly to Ryuji; which him in Akechi's mind brought the taste of idiocy which Goro winced at. Focusing back on the task at hand, though, he was able to let his head soak in the thought of curly hair hunk.
Akechi has never done such serious shopping before; his gaze would linger onto materialistic items and wonder aloud with a finger to his chin like a thinking detective, (which he proudly so is,) ''Would Akira like that...?'' Would his boy really like that? ofc !!!
ofc why wouldn't akira like what his bby got him? what!?
An exciting store caught his eye; specifically the stores title...It seemed new, and made-up, like for a fanfiction, he suspected. Glancing at it warily, he peeked inside to notice the perfect candidates, that would be thoroughly checked to ensure it would satisfy ren amamiuru..So there, he walked into the store gorgeously named ''perfect boyfriends.''
On the other side of the mall, all the girls from the thief gang were at a scandalous store. build-a-bra, famously brought by i-carly. ''Where am i?'' Yusuke had one hand promptly curled at his curvy hip and one hand feeling around the base of a women's bra. Ann smirked and stuffed a bra with stuffing at the stuffing machine in the stuffing area, ''You're in heaven!'' Yusuke glanced over, nonchalant, totally unmoved, totally untouched, totally uncaring, totally totally not in the right of mind, for he is a bland character with barely anything to say. ''Oh. Didn't think you'd be here too.'' Ann threw a bra in Yusuke's face, it caught on his HUGE nose and the build-a-bra employee's told ann to leave because ''only girls or confident husbands'' were allowed in build-a-bra, and sadly, ann fit both of those categories and was wrongfully kicked out.
TICKTICIIICIITKICICII
that watch was broken and not okay. sent shivers. ow.
Goro went to gently position the watch back on the shelf, fearing that it could possibly be a secret bomb from the obnoxious and uncharacteristic noise of a watch. Ok it was unique.
While patting the watch gently in its place, he was startled by an ungrateful and dumb boozle face, a scrawny, sewyer smelly hand latching onto Goro's fine sweet suit. ''Finally! The room lives up to its title!'' Goro steers his sights with caution to face Ryuji's bulging, muddy brown eyes and freckles he drew on himself using a store's marker that he had thoughtlessly stole as it stuck out his pocket, the poor thief. Goro shimmies away from Ryuji's dirty paw and searches for a way to just avoid him right now, ''Ah, Ryuji...Um...'' Thinking of a polite way of excusing himself to wonder the store of potentional Ren possessions, he pauses until he lets out a deep breath, sighing, ''I don't like you I just really want to shop by myself right now.'' Goro looks up at Ryuji's bamboozled, stricken dumb, face, ''I'm barely sorry.'' Goro mumbles, glancing his eyes to zoom in on a pair of fake glasses.
''What do you mean? You're the perfect boy friend I need right now! Let's go!''
''????'' Goro paused, sunk in baffled confusion before he let out a disappointed sigh at realizing the boy's reason of blind stupid words, ''Oh, the store...perfect boyfriends....No, Ryuji,'' Beginning to tone his SWEET AWESOME CUTE voice down to one an awkward adult would speak to a child they're highly uncomfortable around, ''This place is for people like me to look for things for their boyfriend they already have. Sorry, Ryuji, you're just incapable of getting one.'' Goro, realizing his tone placed a hand over his mouth, awkwardly smiling and looking to the fake glasses again that he just really wanted to check out, ''Maybe you can try out Morgana when he's human or something? I don't know i think he really hates you too...''
Futaba and Ren kurupoo were in the arcade playing sonic's gangsta!!! 2
Ren put down the arcade, plastic, (and really dirty, recently played with by ryuji) gun, and sighs, ''honestly, no hard feelings but it's just funner doing things with my husband.'' Futaba continued shooting at the screen, a wide smile on her face as his words flew past her ears. The music from sonic's gangsta!!! 2 was so loud, and the soundtrack was on fire. ''DID YOU SEE THAT REN!? I UNLOCKED SHADOW'S BACKSTORY 44~'' Ren couldn't hear her either, so his ears heard what he wanted to hear from her, ''oh what was that? akechi is in this mall?? and i should go see him right now???'' Ren gazed at Futaba impatiently for his needed answer, ''NOOO I LOST SHADOW's HEART AFTER WATCHING HIS BACKSTORY!!!''
Ren nodded, a hand under his chin as he successfully smirked, ''great idea futaba am i right? wow! bye.'' ren got up and left the arcade. Futaba glanced over to make sure ren and her build-a-bra bag were still where she remembered and only saw morgana trying to grab the plastic gun and her bag missing. '' ''
''i just want a boy friend i just want a friend but ren ren gonnneee, ann ann missinggg, yuske yuske dancinggg, futa futa playinnnn, har har teaaaaa, mak mak borrriinngg, morga morga cattttt, and i don't feel like doing any of those things-''
''Ryuji, I'm going to say this one last time. Please, stop following me.'' Goro has been striding quickly through the mall, Ryuji relentlessly stepping in his trail. following the steps of god 0-0
Ryuji couldn't take a hint. IT's like he needed a musical number in order to understand a microsecond of words, ''I just really want a boy friend everyone doing things i dont wanna do.''
Goro glanced back at him, still hurrying through the mall, rushing to find the perfect materialistic item. Mildly recalling that Ryuji had just said something a moment ago, the brown haired hunk sighs and rubs his neck, stopping to face ryuji only for the blonde's face to clash too close to goro, to which that freak is amazingly pushed away. Bystanders recognize the generous act goro did and politely clapped as goro pushed ryuji far away from him. Ryuji spoke from a distance, a frown on his lips, as it should be, ''i am just such lonely boy. i just want to do such things.''
''And what do you wish to do, Ryuji?'' finding this as an opportunity to send ryuji somewhere else, he hears his response with mild interest, ''build a head that looks like mine.''
''no bye'' Goro thought about the idea of ryuji carrying around a molded sculpture to replicate his face, and only imagining ryuji's lack of skill, it would turn out much more horrendous than it would be meant to look like. But his nightmare was soon locked away as his body bumped into the chest of lush warmth, ''omg'' could be heard from his bumper, yes, yes, it was ren kuruyt! ''Oh, R-Ren!'' Goro responded with a blush overcoming his cheeks; he could battle a tomato and surely win because he's that good at winning and such. ''why are you holding so many bags omg let me hold some 4 u pls OMG''
Goro looked down at the several bags he was carrying, all filled with items he found that made him think of ren. Nervously smiling, he transitions that shopping bags behind his back, ''No, it's just fine, Ren. If you'd like to help me, though, Ryuji is insane and stupid. I would like to never talk to him again.''
''got u.'' ren gets him like always!
ren had taken futaba's build a bra bag, mistaking it for morgana's entire soul. oop
happy day!!!
