sitting in his cafeteria which is leblanc akira and akechi hold hands while drinking water from the same cup. it's so intimate and intense not even they can not read fanfictions about themselves loving. akira kurrrustusa looks at Akechi all thankfully "thank you "
"Hm? For what, Ren?" Akechi inquires as he looks back at akira kustip. "for-"
"yo! pj masks is on tonight and i need someone to cry with"
Akechi looks miserably at the idiot which is a no no so he's quickly erased from the story. "Go on, Ren?"
"thanks babe babe i was saying "
"akira you should know this. yo akira kuruusotamoto know I said this to you akira. if your name was ren i'd call you renren" ryuji will you shut up
It's a command
Ryuji gets erased again. Will it work. It better. Akechi clears his throat while taking a sip of water from the cup in akira s kurusoitys hands. "Hopefully, there will be more interruptions."
"let's go outside hell will never find us there"
"Smart thinking, Ren."
The two hotties are outside on the street where cars take detours so they can stay there. "As you were saying, ahah, Ren-Ren."
Akira nods in approval "CALL ME IT BABE " and then speaks again "i was gonna say baby that---"
everyone freezes into dissatisfaction, displeasure, horror, disappointment, anger, as a sewwwter grater nearby shows the horried and dreaded blonde haired freak standing down there, stupitly waving "sewyer party 64 is going on hurry up guys"
Akechi takes a calm breath and says "No." Firmly, then continues, "Ryuji, would you kindly fu ck off?"
O
Oh
Oh my god
Oh Akechi oh my Akechi
Ryuji has been sent to hell for a little while
"...No interruptions this time. Go on." Akechi feels relieved. He knows ryuji wont dare to make another undesired appearance but the title of this chapter begs to differ
Coming in from the sidelines of shoobootya road a stupid idiot in a squirrel costume made for silly furries struts over holding a brief case full of plastic nuts
"this is what we do down there '"the voice was ryuji
And ryuki has been locked in hell
