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What's The News, Jaybird?

Jay sits in a chair on a stage, cameras around him, audience in front of him. He smiles and motions to the camera-people to start recording.

Jay: Hello folks and welcome to today's episode of "What's The News, Jaybird?"!

Audience claps

Jay: What a wonderful morning it is. Mmm, take a breath and smell the embarrassment. That's right folks! The story of the day is from none other than.... Lloyd. Lloyd, come on up here and tell us about your latest prank.

Lloyd: *walks onstage and sits in a chair opposite of Jay's* Well, Jay, I would say it went great! The room was practically bursting with embarrassment!

Audience laughs

Jay: Wow! But, Lloyd?

Lloyd: Yeah, Jay?

Jay: Don't you think the audience wants to hear all the juicy, juicy details?

Lloyd: Haha, whoops. I almost forgot.

Audience laughs for some reason

Lloyd: Haha, ok... *is internally screaming because he's said "haha" too many times now* Haha...

Lloyd: *internal screaming*

Lloyd: Haha...

Lloyd: Uh...

Jay: Amazing! The acting is so genuine! A truly beautiful act! *sheds single tear*

Lloyd: Wtf

Jay: ...Your impersonation of Kai after he'd been pranked?

Lloyd: Haha, yep, that's what I was doing. I wasn't screaming internally and...

Lloyd: Anyway... So... Kai stole all of my candy corn. And he ate it. In front. Of. Me.

Audience laughs because the stagehand responsible for the signs that said "clap" "boo" "laugh" "sigh" and so on had gotten tangled up in the camera wires and only had one sign with him.

Lloyd: Wtf guys.

Lloyd: Kai ate all my candy. So I had to get revenge!

Audience laughs

Stagehand sobs

Camera-people film

Lloyd's social anxiety kicked in ages ago and he just wants to go home.

Jay sighs

Jay: Well, that's all for today, folks.

Lloyd: N-no wait, wait, I uh, I can... Kai! Revenge! Blackmail! Actually using the blackmail! Kai crying! I uh

Jay: *pushing Lloyd offstage* Thank you, and goodnight!

Audience laughs