Pikachu: Why won't Ash evolve me? *sob* *sob*
Oshawott: Didn't he, like, asked you if you wanted to evolve? And you acted like a little brat and shooed him away or something.
Pikachu: What did you say about me?
Snivy: The truth.
Tepig: Guys, be nice.
Oshawott and Snivy: nO
Pikachu: *cri* Why doesn't Ash love meeeee.....?
Snivy: He does, you're the only one he really cares about.
Oshawott: And you're the only one who is A L W A Y S on his team. A L W A Y S.
Snivy: You always get really good food.
Oshawott: And all the attention. Not that you care.
Snivy: And you're the only one who doesn't have to worry about getting abandoned.
Pikachu: I was. Guys, I was abandoned.
Tepig: But you're Ash's best friend, he'd never-
Pikachu: I mean he did come back...
Oshawott: He should of left you.
Tepig: *gasp* Oshawott!
Oshawott: He should have!
Snivy: Yeah, Pikachu acted like a spoiled child when Ash first met him.
Oshawott: And he wouldn't battle.
Snivy: And he laughed at Ash. "Ahaha, I'm so great. No matter what I do, you can't get rid of me, because I'm you're only Pokémon. And if you say anything, I will zap you."
Pikachu: *full offense*
Pikachu: Wh-
Pikachu: I did not sound like that.
Pikachu: I have redeemed myself.
Pikachu: I've helped Ash out many, many times.
Pikachu: I battled legendary Pokémon.
Pikachu: You guys are just jealous.
Pikachu: *sticks out tongue* blep
Tepig: I'm not!
Oshawott, Snivy, and Pikachu: We know, Tepig.
Tepig: :/
Tepig: Wait, was this chapter made just to diss on Pikachu from the first few episo-
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