Piper was making out with her poster of Josh Hutcherson when Jason walks in and sees her.
"Uhh... Piper what are you doing?" Jason asks.
She quickly turns around and says "uhh... nothing"
He looks at her "were you just making out with your poster?" He laughs
"No" she says quickly
"You were don't deny it" he laughs more
She blushes "Fine I was" she quietly admits
"Why would you kiss your poster when you could kiss this guy?" He asks
"Two reasons. 1. You are not Josh Hutcherson and 2. Josh Hutcherson is way hotter than you" she replies
"No way, I'm totally hotter" he says
She laughs "no one can be hotter than him" she says and he pretends to look hurt.
Jason looks down sadly but he is still pretending. "Aww... Sparky you may not be Josh Hutcherson but your my blonde superman and that's more than enough for me" she says and kisses him.