Pop Star Wars: Michael Jackson vs Darth Vader

Are You Okay, Ani?

Darth Vader rises from his bed in the room which he is revived, when he first gets his suit for his survival. He is recovering from severely burnt scars all over his body from when he was burned alive in Mustafar. The Emperor asks Darth Vader,

-"Lord Vader, can you hear me?"
-"Yes, my master." Darth Vader responds, "Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?"
-"It seems I'm your anger, you've killed her."
-"What? Wait! I couldn't have, she was alive, I felt it!"

Michael Jackson interrupts very abruptly and he starts singing,

-"Ani are you okay? So Ani are you okay? Are you okay, Ani?
Ani are you okay? So Ani are you okay? Are you okay, Ani?
Ani are you okay? So Ani are you okay? Are you okay, Ani?
Ani are you okay?-"
-"NOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!! I am not okay because you keep annoying me with that goddamn question!!!" Vader angrily responded

-"Damn, dude! You are just so rude! I was just making sure you were okay for god's sake!" MJ said
-"Well, you've only asked that question like a hundred thousand times, and I was okay until you came along and started to bother me with that fucking question! If you ask me anymore questions over and over again, I swear, I will force choke you until you fucking burn like I did in Mustafar."
-"You wanna fight me for it, Darth?"
-"Oh, I thought you would've never asked, Mr. Jackson. Or should I say, Mrs. Jackson, because you look like a girl."
-"Hey! You're the one to talk because you don't even look human, you look like a goddamn robot with all of that cybernetic bullshit you've got going on there."
-"Stop being such a dick! You have gotten all of your hair burnt off during the infamous incident for that Pepsi commercial you were shooting."
-"That's where it's easy for you! You see? You look all fucked up with your burnt face and all that shit. You look like an old piece of shitty dust covered in flour, which explains why you're all pale and all that bullshit! I just had my hair and scalp burned off when you had you're whole fucking body burned off!"
-"I would stop that chitter chatter! I want to battle you and get to the action! Where is your lightsaber, you fucking wimp?"
-"I have it right here!"

Michael pulls out his lightsaber, when he turns it on, it is a beautiful light blue color.
Darth Vader turns on his red lightsaber and gets ready to fight Michael.
They get into fighting stance and start bashing their lightsabers together.
They started to fight very aggressively now and they started to have a little bit of dialogue.

-"I've been waiting for you, Michael Jackson! We meet again at last!"

Vader bashes his lightsaber onto MJ's.

-"The circle is now complete. When I heard your music, I was but the listener, now I am the collaborator!"
-"Only a collaborator of fighting and evil, Darth!"

They continue to bash their lightsabers aggressively. But then Vader says,

-"You're powers are weak, old has-been pop star!"
-"You can't win, Darth! If you strike me down, I will take over the entire music industry after my passing and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
-"You should not have come back!"