#16-22

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Agust 21st 2014 >.< 5:04am

#16 "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?

#17 " Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

#18 Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear

#19 I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

#20 Are you a parking ticket? Cause’ you got fine written all over you.

#21 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

#22 I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans 

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