3 months later after the previous chapter....
"YAWNNNN.... OH ME OH MY, I HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR THREE FUCKING WHOLE MONTHS?!?" (How is this possible...) so anyway I walk outside to a SHIT TON OF WEEDS!! (DAMN BITCH GREW A FOREST) and basically I can't see for shit, the fucking weeds are COVERING MY FUCKING HOUSE AND WORST OF ALL THERES SNOW EVERYWHERE (WHICH FUCKING SNOW MAN JIZZED ALL OVER MY DINGLE-ASS TOWN...WAS IT YOU FROSTY?!!?)
AHEM...
luckily I have the power of the map (I'm dora the fucking explorer) so I know exactly where to go... so I head to the crusty town hall where that fucking yellow dog works.
AS SOON AS I REACH FOR THE DOOR KNOB I REALISE THAT IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE (AKA TOY DAY BECAUSE ANIMAL CROSSING CALLS IT THAT) "Oh me oh my, what a lovely day in my quiet little mountain town." I exclaimed as I realised that the dingle dog would not be in the town hall...instead that bitch would be ruining the view of my great tree in the town square SHE BETTER NOT PISS ALL OVER IT, THAT NASTYYYYY DAWGGGG JOBYYYYY.
Anyway I made my daily trip to the town square, avoiding all the gay dingle animals on my way (I AINT COLLECTING FRUIT FOR YOU THIS TIME ROSIE AHA! Fucking bitch...)
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My Weird-ass acnl life
Random(First of all screw the cover cause it cut off my name, now it just says soap and I wanted my signature handsoap...SO YEAH IM PISSED) okay anyway this book is a weird little thing I decided to write cause I have no life, it's about how fucked up my...
