(First of all screw the cover cause it cut off my name, now it just says soap and I wanted my signature handsoap...SO YEAH IM PISSED) okay anyway this book is a weird little thing I decided to write cause I have no life, it's about how fucked up my...
*POOF* I'm on a train and idk how tf I got here, where did I live before this like wtf, mkay imma just sit here on this seat like a lonely ass Pringle.
After waiting a while I see this creepy-ass cat with some big ass eyeballs and a creepy smile, like WHO TF LET THIS PEDOPHILE CAT ON THIS TRAIN?!? MKay...that aside the cat legit asked if he could sit next to me..... "AYE KITTY FUCK OFF AND DONT SIT NEXT TO ME MAN YOU POP EYED PENIS-CAT". Yeah that's what I told him aye. The Penis-cat comes up to me anyway and sits across from me (WHO TF DOES HE THINK HE IS!?? I'LL TELL YOU IF THIS WASNT ACNL THEN I WOULD GRAB A FUCKING KNIFE AND CUT OUT HIS BEADY ASS EYES!! Too much?? Sorry reader chan ;-;.... mkay back to this fucked up story)
"Hey would you tell me what your name is so I can stalk you on Facebook". My mind was like fuck no man but because it's animal crossing I HAVE TO TYPE IN MAH DAMN NAME! "Sure penis man..."
"Bella? Is that your name?". "Well of course it fucking is, I didn't use that tiny talking keyboard for nothing now did I." Oh wait it's a G rated game so... "yeah, cool right?". Penis cat thing nodded his head and replied "YEE PURRFECT FOR A BOY LIEK U". (Sorry pun) I WAS FILLED WITH RAGE, IS THIS CAT BLIND OR SUMTHANG I WAS CLEARLY A GIRL!! Okay imma break this programming and make mahself mah true being. "BITCH NO I IS A GIRL CANT YOU SEE I GOT MAKEUP ON I HAVE A FEMALE VOICE (wait do we even have a fecking voice in this game??) AND AS U CAN SEE IM WEARING A DRESS THAT U CAN CLEARLY SEE AND IN THAT DRESS I HAVE BUMPS COMING OUT OF MAH CHEST CALLED BOOBS SO YEAH I AM A GIRLL! (I don't have nothing against males wearing makeup or dresses I was just stating for humour)
"MKay I shall stalk you on Facebook now, soooo where ya going?" (Boi did he just ask me that).... I took a deep soothing breath and yelled " I T 'S A F U C K I N G S E C R E T!!!!!!!" "Hmmmm well why you going there often, or is dat a secret too?" (Man this dude pissing me off) "I TOLD U IT WAS A S E C R E T!!!" "Hahahahaha, you are a funny one Bella, I think dat u be moving there."
(How does this boi know?) "..."
SPEAKER: Arriving in Fuckville, Fuckville station
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I rush out of that train as fast as I could as I see the cat staring out the window. I walk outside the weird ass station run by a weird ass monkey and I see all these weird animals; a hamster, a horse, a mouse, a cat, a cow and some weird yellow dog with some green ass clothes on. (Bish why there animals here?!?)
"Hello Mayor Bella, welcome to Fuckville. I'm Isabelle, follow me to the town hall so we can get you started."( holy shit I didn't 2ant to be here I had to think of something) "I NO SPEAK ENGLISH..... "HO I DIDNT COME HERE TO BE MAYOR, I DIDNT COME HERE TO BE BOSSED AROUND BY SOME TALKING ANIMALS."
Yay they forced me into a town that I can't leave YAY!
(Oh man this is gonna be a long day....)
Well that's it for the first chapter, lmao this is just a thing I wanted to write cause i was bored, idk if I'll continue it or not XD this probably won't get reads but anyway I had fun
