I Spy

Chapter 7-Ponies, Kidnapping, and Glitter

A/N hey! Long time no talk! I'm gonna keep this quick but, who actually reads this regularly? Comment or message me if you do I wanna know.

*Harry's POV*

"Can we get something to eat? I'm starving!" I groaned.

"Fine! We'll go to McDonald's. It's like KFC but greasier." Liam said. We all said okay at the same time then stared at each other.

"Freaky." I muttered. We got up and walked to this 'McDonalds'. Liam, Zayn, and Louis went to order while Niall stayed with me.

"I learned this by watching two people earlier." he said leaning really close to me and touching his lips to mine. I closed my eyes until we heard a cough. I looked over and saw the others.

"Um you do realise you guys kissed?" Liam said. I nodded. "Only couples do that."

"Well we're a couple of people." I said.

"No like romantic couples do that." Louis said. I nodded slowly in realisation. They put down a couple trays of food then slid into seats beside us. I dug into a burger and ate it in only a few bites. We each had a tray except Niall who had three.

Niall finished all of his trays in the time it took us to finish half of each of ours. We all ate and then split up to explore the city. I went with Niall and Louis while Zayn and Liam went together.

We were walking side by side when suddenly we were being pulled into an alleyway. Someone stuck a sock into my mouth and everything was fading into blackness.

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*Five hours later: Liam's POV*

Where are they? It's close to midnight already! I turned to Zayn.

"Did they get kidnapped? I bet it was Firework! Or worse, the Ponies!" I said starting to hyperventilate.

"Liam, calm down. They probably got lost or something. They'll be fine. Now go to sleep. They're gonna be here when you wake up. Okay?" he said trying to calm me down. I slowed my breathing and calmed a little bit.

"Your right. Everything's fine. I'm going to sleep now." I said walking over to my bed and falling asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

*Zayn's POV*

Good he don't suspect a thing.

'Doesn't' my little voice said.

What?

'He doesn't suspect a thing not don't ' it said.

Shut up voice. I told it.

'Hehehe' it laughed then went silent. This must make me seem crazy right? I have a voice in my head that isn't mine. Whatever. It's chill. We hang out sometimes on Wednesdays.

*Niall's POV*

I groaned loudly as I opened my eyes. Where am I? I looked over to see Harry and Louis both thrown into awkward positions around the room. They had their hands and feet bound together as they slowly opened their eyes.

"Where are we?" Louis asked sounding scared.

"I don't know but we can find a way out. I know it." Harry said bravely. He manoeuvred himself so he sat up then he looked at our surroundings.

There were four once grey but now black walls, a hard concrete floor, and on one wall a tiny window with bars on it. To the left of it was a metal door like in a prison.

"We can hop over to the door and-" I interrupted Harry.

"Door's locked. Well, probably." by this time Louis was conscious again.

"What's going on? Where are we?" he asked groggily.

"We were kidnapped and I don't know." Harry said answering his questions. The door burst open and there stood three people, er, well, ponies. There was three ponies (from my little pony: Twilight Sparkle, AppleJack, and RainbowDash, look em up).

"Hello prisoners. How y'all doin'?" the all yellow one asked in a southern accent.

"We're fine, thanks for asking." Harry said in response. The ponies walked in and three more came in behind (Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie). Well this is getting interesting. Three spies on six animated ponies.

"We just want to talk. We were sent by the head of the elite organisation of secret agents called Ponies. Or Pony Organisation of Never-ending Intense Espionage Specialists. My name is Dawn Glitter. This is PearJohn, MonocromeSprint, FlickerTimid, Purplie Cake, and Scarcity. We are the best Squadron they have Squadron 13." the purple one called Dawn Glitter explained.

"Oh excuse us. We're still in uniform aren't we?" Scarcity said. They all unzipped something and climbed out of the costume. They were big burly men with huge muscles. Then one spoke.

"So your probably wondering what we want from you, right? Well we need a way into MI5 base-what's so funny?" Purplie Cake said in a high-pitched little girl voice. We were rolling around laughing on the floor because this big scary man has the girliest voice. I was still giggling a bit when he continued to speak. "We need a key so we can get all your files in the archives. But only you agents have keys so we need yours. Cough them up now please." he said.

I looked at Harry and Louis. "We are being punished right now. They took our keys." I explained knowing they wouldn't believe it even though it was true.

"Lies! Let us check you to make sure." MonocromeSprint said getting worked up. They walked over and checked our pockets and undergarments. I know creepy right? They came up empty handed.

"Did you guys find anything?" Dawn Glitter asked.

"We ain't found shit!" PearJohn said.

"I guess you didn't lie. We still can't let you out. You might tell the police or something. Well we will come back in a few minutes with a meal. See ya!" Purplie Cake said parading out the door. There really isn't another way to describe it besides parading.

We slumped back down on the floor. I looked at Niall.

"You wanna make out?" I asked.

*Zayn's POV*

Everything is working perfectly. I get Liam to go to a place called Hollister then I 'lose' him in the crowd. He gets kidnapped and I get money. Muahaha-cough cough uh I hate scratchy throats.

Liam stepped out of the shower. Perfect time to strike.

"Hey Liam, wanna go to Hollister?" I asked him.

"What's that?" he responded. I knew he was gonna say that.

"A store at the mall. It's really cool. It sells clothes." I said trying to sound like I was amazed by clothing stores.

"Sure, I guess. Lemme get dressed." he said walking into a room to change. Phase 1 complete.

*Louis POV*

After the ponies left I slipped to sleep. I woke up a few minutes later then checked on Niall and Harry. They had their faces glued together like Liam said romantic couples do. Ew it just seems gross to me.

I coughed awkwardly and they broke apart.

"Hi, I'm still here yano." I said.

"You fell asleep I thought?" Harry said. I nodded.

"Then I woke up to you two glued together like that. It was quite nasty actually." I said. Before they could respond the ponies walked in carrying some trays of food.

"Dinner time!" they announced. On the trays was a full roast chicken with mashed potatoes, beans, squash, and cranberry sauce. It was like Thanksgiving with a chicken instead of turkey. We dig in as soon as they left.

"So didn't Liam tell you guys not to do that anyways?" I asked in between bites of mashed potatoes and gravy.

"Yes but we enjoy it so why can't we do it?" Niall said pointedly. I shrugged. We finished then I went back to a corner to sleep. I know what they're gonna do once I'm under.

A/N Sorry for the late update we've been having family issues. Anyways, bye! Vote/comment/share/read/I don't know.

-Kendie