|Dedicated Christmas Chapter|

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Happy Holidays

"You got your spit all over my neck scarf!" - RocketSquare

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"You got your spit all over my neck scarf!" - RocketSquare

"I hATe yELLow!"
*throws yellow starbursts across room* -RocketSquare

"Chloroform cam!"
*covers mouth with neck scarf/burka and holds the back of your head* - RocketSquare

"cHRistMAS" -me
"Not in front of my incest scene." -Kinnypooh05

"White man with burka covering mouths and screaming chloroform cam." - RosnKar

"I need water." - RocketSquare
"lOOk aT mY wATer anD i'LL cHOP oFF yOUR fuGGIn bALLS" -me

"I told you I HATE YELLOW"
*smacks yellow opened starburst out Kinnypooh05's hand*
- RocketSquare

*sits in the back of the classroom*
*screams*
"yOu feELiN iT nOw mR. kRABs"
-SailorMoon3001 and I

"NO SMUT ON THE CAKE"
- 👀

"Someone get the dog before I kick it."
- Brother #3

"LET'S GET DRUNK"
"It's only ten o'clock in the morning"
"A PERFECT TIME TO GET DRUNK"
- Best Friend #2

now for a song

On the first day of Christmas ISIS gave to me a bomb in airport security

On the second day of Christmas ISIS gave to me two falling towers and and a bomb in airport security

On the third day of Christmas ISIS gave to me three terrorists, two fallen towers, and a bomb in airport security

On the fourth day of Christmas ISIS have to me four call in threats

Credits to Kinnypooh05 and Gliness
If you are offended then please know that I had nothing to do with the making of this song

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, WHATEVER

JUST HAVE A GREAT DAY

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