"Come collect thine mans from thine room and thou shall go to have some good Ol' fashion butt sex." -Friend
"whAT the hEcKLE." -me
"I gave my friend-"
"Like your actual friend in real life!?"
"yES! Why do you and Rachel ask the same things-"
-me
"Thou shall list homework."
"iS tHAt A g?"
*Talks about children."
"If you have more than one, then at least let me get one of them." -ItsGlines
"get yo self a man who preps your anus right" -Kinnypooh05
*tries to recreate vine*
*blows towards me*
"No I was trying to recreate the vine!" - Mi_Mi_29
"Oh! Thought we were just blowing each other-" -Me
Teacher: It's not like I could just have a baby today, can I?
Kinnypooh05 : yes
"You have to treat the vagina with care, you have to love the vagina." Kinnypooh05
*Playing A Game In Reading*
RosnKar : You can call your friend or lover this
Worldwide__beautiful : Daddy!
"I cream, you cream, we all cream, for daddy's cream." Kinnypooh05
"Stop making me smile when I'm singing about suicide" -Me
Kinnypooh05 : I have 5 stds, I can't wait to spread them all
RosnKar : That's nice dad
"apparently the show is thai"
"thaime to get kinky" - Kinnypooh05
"Mindy is 69... put that in the quote book" - Mi_Mi_29
"I wanna be apart of Dionysus's wine cult 😤🤧" -Me
*me discussing with RosnKar how I'm gonna meet most of my daddies in Greek Mythology*
"IMMA BE LIKE ICARUS... Fly to the sky to meet Apollo, get burned, And then fall back in the sea to drown, All while drunk, And then I'll get to see Hades."
"I'd say that's as close as you'd get to an orgy, but, you know, Ancient Greece"
"I'm gonna soak your chicken nuggets in my barbecue sauce"-Mi_Mi_29
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because why tf not
