There are many different types of fabulous. You must know which type you are in order to achieve full fabulousity.
Ghetto Fab Forever
This type of fabulous requires you to have a 'ghetto' name, preferably Shaniqua, and your weave to be at least 24 inches long and it must not be a natural hair colour. You also need to wear gold hoop earrings and have the ability to rap 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' theme tune without mistakes. This type of fabulous may not be percieved positively but as long as you argue with your haters while clapping your hands, Bonquiqui and Laquisha are likely to hold your earrings for you during a fight.
Gone With the Wind Fabulous
Being 'Gone With the Wind Fabulous' is extremely rare and is only blessed upon the sassiest of queens. Those who are fortunate enough to have this gift, must sass their way to the top whilst twirling with their Brazilian weave. However, many people may become jealous of your fabulousity so put on your contacts, tie up your weave and get ready to slap any shade that could be thrown your way.
Warning do not take directions from Shadedra Parks as this may result in you twirling off a cliff.
Fabulicious Valley Girl
The first step to achieving this fabulousness, is to have the valley girl accent. If you don't meet this requirement then all hope is lost. Regina George is the idol of a typical Fabulicious Valley Girl so gather your entourage and follow her steps to high school stardom. Your wardrobe should only consist of designer clothing, anything from Walmart, burn it.
YOU MUST LIVE, DRINK AND BREATH STARBUCKS.
FabuLess
These unfortunate people just don't have what it takes to be fabulous at all. They spend most of their lives indoors on the internet stalking random celebrities, watching Netflix and playing Agario. Food and their laptop are their best friends and their dislike of humans causes them to avoid social interaction... But fear not, there is hope! This book can guide you to be more fabulous than you've ever imagined.
\('-')/ Stay fabulous ♥
