stutter | jikook

47 | just don't be weird (bonus!)

this is just a little bonus chapter of the boys™ texting each other. next chapter is gonna be extra special ;) take this while i disappear for another month lol
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tae 💞
yo u ready
this is so exciting
y'all are gonna be so cute
i'm gonna be an uncle soon

jimmy 💓
fuck off
that's not happening anytime soon

tae 💞
a boy can dream
seriously tho are u ready
this plan needs to be done carefully
and perfectly

jimmy 💓
i'm as ready as i'll ever be
so let's just get it over with

tae  💞
cool
i'll text jk
you go to the spot we agreed on

jimmy 💓
okay but pls don't be weird

tae 💞
what makes you think i'll be weird
i'm not weird
i'm 💯 normal

jimmy 💓
pls

tae 💞
f i n e

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new message

taehyung 💉
jungkook
jungkookie
jungcook
jungcock
junglebook

jimin's lover 💯
wtf do you want m8
i'm busy rn

taehyung 💉
come to this location
link

jimin's lover 💯
that's super sketch
no thanks
not today satan

taehyung 💉
i'm flattered that you think i'm satan
seriously tho come here
jimin and i are waiting
hurry plz

jimin's lover 💯
fine
give me twenty minutes

taehyung 💉
great see you there

jimin's lover 💯
maybe :)

taehyung 💉
wdym maybe?
jk?
hello?
boy if you don't
m8
wow fu
just show up 😤😤
read 12:34pm