BITCH CREED II?!?!?!!?! ASKEKKEJSHSKS
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The sky was orange and blue and purple and all shades of breathtaking, as it is every night, and the twinkling of fireflies made it even more beautiful.
His ass better have a reason as to why he's late.
I was overreacting. I was early, and paranoid because he was spending time with purple eyes of all people, so I decided to distract myself with work.
I pick out my phone, pressing call on a number I haven't touched in a while.
"Ma," I breathe out when she finally answers. I can hear the chuckle in her voice that is threatening to come out.
"Sorry, my hands are dirty. What's up?"
"I can't believe I'm doing this, but it's about work. How's the building looking?"
"Like a building," she scoffs. "Don't bother me with that. How are things over there? How's being Queen?"
"I'm not the queen. I'm just the King's girlfriend."
"Okay, and? You little mad or big mad?"
Who is teaching my mom these things?
"Iono. I don't wanna get married yet, E is great but like, being married to the throne is a whole other thing."
"Look, what matters is that you two are good right now."
I sigh. "We talked about kids last month."
"You joking, right?"
"..."
"Oh HELL NAW! I'm too young to be no grandma! I'm not even 40 yet! Who that boy think-" I push the phone away from my ear, laughing. Erik walks over with one of those striped Guess shirts on and skinny jeans.
"Looking like a beefy ass playboi carti." He rolls his eyes at me and points at my phone.
"Oh, Ma, he's here, wanna talk to him?" He makes grabby hands at the phone with a smile on his face, a smile that quickly disappears when he puts the phone to his ear.
I can hear my mom shouting from here, "is she on loudspeaker?" He shakes his head at me.
That's when I laugh so hard that I fall out of my chair.
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"Shut that shit up." After ruining my WHITE dress, we were sitting by the shore and this nigga was still laughing at me for falling.
"You snitched on me and you thought karma wasn't gone get you back? That's your problem, girl." I raise an eyebrow.
"It ain't snitching! How do you plan on having a damn baby with me and not telling Ma first?"
"Well you see..."
"Nah I don't, it's a bit too dark out." He nudges me. I nudge him back. It turns into a war of nudges until I push a bit too hard and he lands in the sand. He immediately pulls me down with him.
"You washing my hair when we get home." He frowns at me, but I kiss him a lil to get him outta his feelings.
"Shh."
It gets heated, him rolling us over and placing kisses on my neck, until he suddenly breaks off and runs to the water.
I'm seriously dating a 6 year old.
"MANE!" He laughs as I struggle to run into the waves with him, then he comes and picks me up, spinning me around a little.
"Here's to one year." I grin, and when I open my mouth to speak he drops me into the water.
