The stripper

O n e

It was August 14th, Jughead Jones's birthday. Archie was knocking a thousand times on the door. "Ok I'm up! I'm up!" Jughead got dressed, and opened the door.
Archie: "Happy Birthday Jug!"
Jug: "Yea, ok."
Archie: "How about instead of watching a movie for your birthday, we go to the white worm! I hear there's a special strip performance there today"
Jug: "Whatever"
Jughead hated his birthday. Mostly because he didn't like attention.
Jug: "I hope Veronica won't find out that you're a porn freak!"
Archie: "She'll never find out!"
Jug: "Sure"
The host: "alright everyone! Time for our star stripper! Everyone welcome Elizabeth C!"
Jughead watched the girl sing and her sexy smooth skin, her beautiful blond hair flipping
He heard a girl yell "YOU GO CUZ!"
He saw a sign that said you can pay the strippers to stay overnight with you
After the performance, he walked up to Elizabeth and says
Jug: "Hey! So I saw the sign and it says I can pay you to stay over at my house"
Elizabeth: "Sure! It's 10 bucks an hour!"
Jug: "Ok"
They walk to Jug's trailer. The walk was long and quiet. When they got there, they just sat there for 10 minutes not saying anything
Then they laughed.
Jug: "So I don't know how to start this"
He laughed.
Elizabeth: *giggles* "you're sexy gorgeous*
Jug: "I dare you to kiss me"
She kisses him. She starts bitting his lip. She starts taking his shirt and pants off
Jug: "My turn"
He takes off her shirt. He touches her boob in doing so. They freeze for a second. Then they continue. They get into the bed and somehow fall asleep.
*the next morning*
*jughead's phone was ringing. It was archie*
Jug: "hello?"
Archie: "dude where were you last night?"
Jug: "Shit. I didn't tell you? I got tired and went home"
Archie: "please tell me you are lying and you actually banged a stripperl
Jug: *lies* "no..."
Archie: "whatever dude, meet me at pop's"
Jug: "ok"
*hangs up*
Jug: *to Elizabeth* " I have to go, but you can stay as long as you can. There's cereal if you get hungry. Your money is on the bedside table"
*at pop's*
Archie: "did you seriously leave?"
Jug: "I told you, yes"
Archie: "did you at least watch Elizabeth or whatever"
Jug: "yea but I left halfway through"
Archie: "I'm so disappointed"
Jug: "why?"
Archie: "Because you should never leave in the middle of a stripper dance! It's disrespectful and wrong and plus, she was hot as fuck. Anyways, where's my money?"
Jug: "oh um..."