Three Words (Before You Exit Fanfic)

Lies and Selfishness

Woah, we got people admitting that they are crushing on someone. Riley, Braiden, and me. I wonder who Braiden liked.. I wish it was me. I hope it was me. Wait, what if it wasn’t?! Oh my gosh, my heart ached already. What does she have that I don’t? I’m sounding like those bitchy soap opera villains… What has love done to me? What did Braiden do to me? Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

              It was movie time next, and Riley, being Riley, chose Mean Girls. I swear, he could be Regina or Gretchen. He was reciting quotes from the movie. I threw popcorn at him.

              “I mean, that’s just the rules of feminism,” imitated Riley, with his high-pitched voice, and weird, girly hand gestures. I threw more popcorn at him. This was a mistake. He did more Gretchen impressions. I swear to god that boy has issues.

              “I’m sorry that people are jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular!”

              “Oh, my god, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!”

              “Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.” 

              “Oh no. I can’t say anything until I have a parent or lawyer present.”

              “So fetch.”

              “It’s like slang from England.”

Riley. SHUT UP OH MY GOD. I dunked my whole of popcorn onto him. Thankfully, he shut up. When the movie nearly finished, Riley threw kernels of popcorn to me, one by one, making me even more agitated everytime. Oh, it’s on Riley. I tackled him, poked his soft spot, kicked him “there”, and he, finally (thank god), surrendered. He grunted, touching his “there” in pain. HAHA sucks being a boy now, huh.

              *Braiden’s P.O.V.*

              I watched with jealousy as Emily tackled Riley. I’ve liked Emily for a while now. I don’t know when it started but she was so cute! She has really pretty, sparkling blue eyes, with specks of green in them. Her hair was brown and wavy, which was long. It went ¾ of her back! Connor must’ve noticed that I was staring at her and not the television screen.

              “Dude..” Connor nudged.

              “Hmm?”

              “Do you like her?”

              “When did you come up to that conclusion?”

              “You’re like.. happier…”

              “I am?”

              “So, do you? Promise, I won’t tell!” Connor said. I’m pretty sure he won’t tell anyone. It’s Connor… I nodded.

              “DUDE!”

              “Shut up!” he grinned.

              *Emily’s P.O.V.*

              Braiden and Connor were talking about something during the movie earlier.. I wanted to know! I’m sounding so desperate now. Gosh, I’d never I thought I’d feel this way about a guy.

              We were about to go to sleep. I’m sleeping on the couch of course. They rest are sleeping on the floor. Ha, suckers. I was the only girl here, so I need my personal bubble. I don’t need Riley drooling on me, or Toby kicking me or touching me in inappropriate places. Ugh, ew.