Get Some

Class Clown

I strutted into the gym 20 minutes early. I changed into my gym clothes, or gym attire as Mr. Chuey the P.E teacher likes to call it. I ran some laps, still tryin to figure out why he has to be so fancy with the words, it's gym.
Don't get me wrong, I love Capri Jordan HighSchool, but some of these teachers have to go. Mr.Chuey, my P.E teacher,is oblivious to EVERYTHING. No joke.

One time I blew my sexual harassment or rape whistle when Kilo grabbed my ass in gym. I started screaming sexual harassment and waving my arms at him. He looked at me and started waving back while smiling. -__-

I'm still mad at Kilo so I went to punch the punching bag before class started. I was getting some water when The Wicked Witch and her flying Monkeys walked in.

She was lookin me up and down. Who in the hell pissed in her tofu. I don't see how she's vegetarian when she was taking all of Korey's 'meat' behind the bleachers last football game. Her Hoe Ass.

I really can't stand that bitch. Finally the hoe spoke. "Are you Tia Bridges?" "Yea I'm Tia, and you are Amhoe Alert" I wanted to a.k.a Slut of the Century, but I shortened it to Amhoe Alert just to be nice. She scoffed and rolled her eyes. She betta stop rollin ha eyes before I get Mel to beat ha ass. AGAIN. Oh no I'm turning into Mel with all this ratchetness.

She and her pets all stomped away.
I swear their mental cause what person in their right mind would want to follow after Amber I swear she's had about 3 abortions this entire senior year. She's gonna end up pregnant by the end of the year.

Some gross swooshing sound interrupted my deep thoughts. I looked up to see Amber and Kilo making out and groping eachother. Yet, he wants me. 😏 Yea right.
(Picture of Kilo to the side)----->>>
We have two nurses. The school nurse, and then the nurse for gym injuries only. I was just as annoyed as everyone else so I decided to embarrass the two.

I walked into Ms. Kareen's office and turned the cold water on. While it was running I opened two bags of ice and dumped them in a bucket. I put the bucket under the sink and filled it up half way.

They were too busy dry humping each other to notice The water running.

They broke apart from each other and started walking out hand and hand as soon as they were walking toward the door I poured the water on them.

They got soaked and a bunch of Amber's extensions started coming out. She started screaming cause her mascara was running.
My friend Mo(Domonique)was like "Ahahaha Fake Bitch!" We were all dying. Until Amber screamed "Who did this?"

Evevryone was silent.
Ain't nobody say nothin. Then bitch ass Calvin and Randy gone say "Tia" I turned around and gave then the hardest death glare I could.

I really can't stand them. I can't wait until after school so I can hit them with my car.Just then Mr.Chuey walked in, and tripped on some ice. His dumbass gone say "You guys there's a swimming pool upstairs.You don't have to create one for yourself."

Amber tried to explain to him what happened and he didn't even listen, he just walked out, and started taking attendance.
I called Big Joe, the custodian, to vacuum the Locker Room, and the people in it. As soon as I. Started stretching, we heard the announcement bell.