Hello, this is a book story written by my best friend Cheyanne Longley.
Enjoy!
One morning you decided to go to the pharmacy and get some pretzels.
Once you pay for them you walk outside and see someone crying on the sidewalk.
Who da fuk could it be? You walk over to them and they look at you, then your pretzels.
They say "Lay off the salt". The hater stole your pretzels.
You get in your car and chase them down. They start walking because they think they got away.
They thought wrong. The hater almost opened the bag when you hit the with your car!
The pretzels went flying in the air so you roll down your window and catch your pretzels.
Good job.
You saved the fuking pretzels.
