The Genius Hidden In The Leaves (Naruto Fanfic)

Ch.5

Like magic, Iruka burst into the room, glanced hurriedly around... saw no one was dead... yet... and sighed in relief.

I just raised an eyebrow. What ruffled his feathers.

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After the stupidly easy exam, I made my way out of the room. I was silently thinking to myself how to kill Mizuki. He wasn't well liked, plus, I could have the Hokage cover the death and watch from the shadows as he tried to explain why the Chunin was dead.

Easy and free entertainment.

Smirking to myself, I swiftly made my way towards my seat. 

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Tch. I know who our sensei will be. After all, who else but Kakashi would be this late.

"Hmm... How can I put this? My first impression of this group is... you're a bunch of idiots."

Lifting my head to level a glare at him I said, "Oh... is that so..."

"Yes, my kawaii genin" Kakashi easily responded with a closed eye smile.

"What gave it away... the fact that we waited for you, or the fact that we're still listening to you?"

That shut him up swiftly. 

"Now now, shouldn't you be nicer to your elders, Naruto, was it?" He admonished.

"Sorry, I don't respect someone who admits to being over 50."

"Naruto! Stop being rude to sensei!" Sakura screamed.

I just ignored her. I mean, you would have to be insane to listen to an animal, much less follow its rules.

"Naruto, I know you may not like me, but you'll have to follow me as the team's Jounin. Besides, I thought you would jump and chase at the thought of someone who could help you get stronger."

Standing up, I made my way to the door and walked past him. Slowly I came to a stop, directly behind him. 

"I don't chase after anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there's the door. Hell, I'll even hold it open for you."

To further prove my point, I opened the door and turned towards him.

"What do you mean walk out of your life?"

"Oh, I think you know what I mean, my supposedly authorized guardian, that was never there."

Easily catching his paling expression, I turned and made my way out the room.

Sakura, obviously having no survival instincts, grabbed my arm and yelled, "You need to apologize to Sensei!"

Sasuke eyes widened. At least he's learning.

"Fine," I said.

Sakura actually smirked.

"Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said." 

Kakashi paled more at that. 

"You... You!" Sakura screamed yet again.

"It must be difficult for you, Sakura, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence."

And with that, I turned and left, enjoying the angry screams that followed in my wake.