The Genius Hidden In The Leaves (Naruto Fanfic)

Ch.6

"Tch," I needed to cool down. I can live with Kakashi being our sensei. He is one of the stronger Jounin anyway. I'll just have to... show him his place.

Smirking I made my way towards the roof. 

And poof.

Kakashi appeared crouching on the rail. 

"Where are the animals? Or were they smart enough to not follow you?"

Hearing loud steps making their way up the stairs, I pretended to ignore the look he threw at me.

"Naruto!" Sakura screamed.

Looking towards her direction I batted my eyes.

Mad with rage she ran towards me. 

"Take that back you baka! You'll never be as great as Sasuke-Kun!"

"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."

Kakashi immediately tried to calm her down.

"Now Sakura, we're going to be a team. Why don't you sit down so we can start."

Making a big show of sitting down, she patted at the space next to her as she made "goo-goo" eyes at Sasuke.

Sasuke, however, ignored her and instead went to sit on the other side of me.

Couldn't blame him... but now I'm squished between two spoiled brats. 

Three if you count Kakashi.

Tuning them out, I looked towards the sky. That is... until I see them looking at me expectantly.

I stared right back at them. 

Coughing, Kakashi said, "Would you like to introduce yourself, Naruto?"

"No."

Coughing once again, Kakashi looked towards Sakura and Sasuke, as if thinking they can make me do it.

Sasuke looked away and Sakura just tilted her head, not getting what Kakashi was trying to convey.

Finally getting it she shouted, "Be polite and introduce yourself, Naruto!"

"I'm already being polite by not leaving."

"What's up with you! Are you suffering from insanity or something!"

Throwing a cold glance at her, she froze in place.

"I don't suffer from insanity. I ENJOY every MOMENT of it."

"Now, now..." Kakashi said, trying to step in. "That's not nice, Naruto."

Turning my glare to him, I smiled.

"Sometimes, Kakashi-sensei~" I started. "Some people just need a high five, in the face,  with a chair."

"Naruto! Were you even listening to what I just said! You're a team!" He shouted, upset at what I said.

"Oh. I hear what you're saying. I just don't care."

"This isn't a game!" He said, looking affronted.

"It is. At least to me, anyway. And I'll show you how it's played." I said, smirking.

He looked at me, seemingly ready to shout something again, before looking away and breathing in deeply. When he finally breathed out, he tried to appear calm.

"Naruto, I don't know what happened to you, but this isn't okay." He tried again.

"Love how you're trying to hurt my feelings and all that... " I laughed. "But it isn't like I have any."

"Naruto!"

"Kakashi," I said right back.

"What is with you and all this unnecessary sarcasm!"

"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth kinda like stupidity falls out of yours." I shot at him.

Gritting his teeth, he took another exaggerated breath in and said, "Meet at training ground seven at 7 o'clock. Don't be late, and if I were you, I wouldn't eat breakfast."  With that, he quickly vanished.

"You better eat breakfast," I stated. 

"Huh! Kakashi-sensei told us not to!" Sakura screamed into my ear.

"I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse."

She started gaping at me as I turned my glare on her. 

"You'll eat breakfast because I told you to, just like you'll ignore Kakashi's orders because I say so."

Quickly backing up, she paled and nodded stupidly.

"You guys better not slow me down," Sasuke stated trying to glare at me, but quickly losing eye contact and instead glaring at Sakura.

Smirking at the loss of eye contact, I glanced at him from the corner of my eye. 

"Well, here's the plan."

~

This was going to be fun. 

A/N:

Thank you to both @pheonixskys (NaitoFokkusu) and @Narsaru (Ava Dubs) for their support of this story and concern at my lack of updates. I'll try to update more sooner, and greatly appreciate your attention and comments~ 

Hope you enjoyed! =^'.'^=