Fake Girlfriend~Levi x Reader

Fake Girlfriend

"Hey Levi." Erwin spoke, he turned and glared. "Yes?" 

"I was wondering if you could do a favor for me." 

"What?" 

Erwin sighed, "I hate asking you this but do you think you could cover my paper work for tonight?" 

"Eh? Why would I do that?" 

Erwin smiled a bit, "I have a date tonight." 

Levi gaped, he was surprised about the fact that Erwin could find a girl while he's commanding an army. However, Levi was already overcome with paper work and wanted to have a chance of actually sleeping tonight. "I can't." 

He frowned, "Why not?"

Levi sighed, "I want to get some damn sleep tonight, that's why." Erwin laughed at his response, "Levi, when you're a powerful position in the Survey Corps, you don't get much sleep either way...You'll have to have a better excuse other than that." 

"Tch..." Levi groaned, and without thinking he said, "I'm supposed to hang out with my girlfriend tonight." 

Erwin raised his thicc eyebrows, "Girlfriend eh?" Levi nodded. 

"Well, I would like to meet this "girlfriend" of yours very soon then." 

Levi looked up from his paper work, "of course." 

"Alright, well I'll go ask someone else. But if I found out you've lied to me Levi...We'll have to have a talk." He turned his head and walked out of the room. Levi pinched the bridge of his nose, "What the hell did I just do...?" 

He couldn't find a girlfriend. All of the girls he knew were scared of him other than two, one of them he wasn't close to but the other one is Hanji...maybe she could help?

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"Four eyes." Levi spoke through Hanji's door. Hanji walked to the door and swung it open, "Levi! Hello! Fancy seeing you here!" She exclaimed, Levi glared. "No time for that, I need help." 

Hanji's face lit up, "OOOO! Levi I dreamed of the day you would ask me for help with more of Eren's experiments!!!" She spun around the room, "No! Shut up you four eyed freak! I need you to be my girlfriend." 

Hanji turned her head, "Wu wha?...Levi I'm flattered but you're like a brother to me." 

"Shit, no damn it! Not like that." Levi pinched the bridge of his nose, "I need help...I lied about having a damn girlfriend to Erwin so I wouldn't have to do his paper work tonight." 

"Oooh..." Hanji trailed, "I would help you Levi, but the thought of even being your girlfriend disgusts me no offense." 

"Oi! Shut up your four eyed piece of shit!" 

Hanji laughed, placing a hand on his shoulder. "First off, if you want a girlfriend you may want to tuck away that little attitude of yours. Second, why don't you ask one of the girls around here, I'm sure you can scare them into doing it." 

Levi sighed, "I don't know who I can trust around here, that's why. One of the girls would most likely tell Erwin." 

Hanji put her hand on her chin, "Why not ask (Y/n)?" 

"(Y/n)..." Levi thought for a moment, she was the other girl who wasn't scared of him. Only problem is that they aren't very close. She's good friends with Armin despite her being 10 years older than him. He had to admit, she wasn't bad looking...AND she was close to his age.