I have a friend named Alex. We're pretty close. I think he's really hot, but we're just friends.
One day we were hanging out and Alex really wanted a taco. Alex complained all throughout the day. "Dude, I just really want a fuckin taco!" He was probably stoned.
Alex complained over and over.
"Dude, shut the fuck up!" I said annoyed.
"But, dude, I want a fuckin taco!"
"Then go get a fuckin taco!"
"I don't want to!"
"Fine, if I go and buy you a taco, will you shut the fuck up?!"
We argued and Alex, with joy, pleaded, "yes! Yes! Please buy me a taco!"
"If..." I added, "you let me touch your butt."
Alex was too excited about his taco, so he bent over and placed my hand on his butt.
"You got a nice butt." I said.
"Thanks. Now will you you buy me a taco?" Alex begged.
"Yup!" I slapped his butt and we went to go get him a taco.
Okay so I wrote this, but if you guys want I can make it longer. I can write about how the whole day went, and it was longer than this, too. I remember this dream very vividly.
