Chapter 38

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Zion still sleeping in, I get up from bed and roam into the kitchen for some food, Nick already taking out a box of Frosted Flakes.

Already knowing of what gon happen, I watch as Nick opens to box and tries to pour it into his bowl only to get sugary dust.

Nick stares at it for a quick second before screaming like a little girl," AAHHHHHHHHH!" he hits higher than his singing.

"FUCKING ZION," Nick throws tha box across the kitchen, into the living room, enraged and then sees me and switches back in a blink of an eye, "Oh Goodmorning Hazel."

I laugh, "Mornin, I gotchu bro," I open the very top cupboard that no one ever opens and pulls out a stash of extra Frosted Flakes.

"God damn, this is why everyone loves you," Nick blessed, pouring his new bowl of cereal.

"Thanks, I try," I joke, pouring myself a bowl then stashing back the box.

Looking back down from the cabinet, I see Nick sitting on the floor, legs out like a child as he eats his cereal.

"Uh- boy your ass gon be dusty from these floors," I points out.

He lifts his butt up to see which there are dust prints, "That aight. It be making my booty look poppin with that contour," He laughs.

I shake my head chuckling as Edwin comes into the kitchen on a mini tricycle.

He is wearing a helmet with a cowboy hat over top, oval sunglasses, and basketball shorts. Edwin was way to big for the tricycle that his knees were pressed up against his chest and his feet got caught, making him tip over.

"You good bro?" Nick asks as Edwin just lays there tipped over like this was a normal thing.

"Yeah you good bro?" I hear Austin ask.

Where the hell is he?

I look around the kitchen to see Austin sitting underneath the sink cabinet, looking out for Edwin.

"I'm good bros," Edwin says and soon Brandon comes also tricyclalling, hitting Edwin in the back, tipping over too.

Brandon was wearing a yellow cone hat with a plain shirt and jeans.

"You good bro," Nick asks, not faltered, still scooping up his cereal.

"You good bro?" Austin asks still remaining under the sink.

My brain cant really comprehend what the hell is happening right now.

"I'm good bro," Brandon and Edwin lay there.

"No matter how much time I spend with you guys, I will never get used to your randomness," I comment.

"Thank you," They all harmonize.

"So got any lovely plans on a beautiful day like this? Gonna go and take the time to smell a tree, breathe the air, eat the food?" Edwin says all peacefully, zenlike.

What the hell is going on with the guys?

"Breathe the air smartass? What else are we going to do to function?" Nick jokes, still eating the cereal. How has that thing not run out?

"Eggwin the motivational speaker eryone," Brandon announces, sitting back up from the floor.

"Tough crowd, what got stuck up your ass?" Edwin pouts.

"Its cause you guys been deprived of pussy," I say, eating my cereal.

"Cant say the same for Zion," Austin murmurs.

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