sword art online: new events

Chapter 1: the date

During the Afternoon Kirito asked Kiriko his sister to go buy dinner since there wasn't any thing to cook for dinner left . On her way to the shop she accidentally bumped into a girl with icy blue hair and randomly said "can I have your Money" ....what the icy blue haired girl stammered Kiriko repeated "can I have your

" already bored of the girl the icy blue haired girl was silent for awhile "my brother forgot to give me money to go to the shop" kiriko said impatiently "um...ok" the blue haired answered "you remind me of a boy name Kirito" the blue haired girl said while checking her pockets if she had any money kiriko answer "he is my brother" the icy blue haired girl was silent Kiriko interrupted the silence by asking "can I have your money now"! said Kiriko stamping her foot "yeah" the blue haired said while handing her, her money. "what's your name" Kiriko questioned taking the money from the girls hand "it's Sinon" replied Sinon "what yours" Sinon asked it's Kiriko answered Kiriko coldly then went to buy dinner and left Sinon standing there without saying thank you. kiriko bought the dinner and went to her house.

Kiriko placed the shopping bags at the table. "KIRITO" yelled Kiriko "what" Kirito responded "do you know a girl named Sinon" Kiriko said "yeah why" Kiriko questioned "I met her today on my way to the shop" Kiriko answered "Okay" Kirito said . When dinner was prepared Kiriko sister's went down stairs . "Where's Asuna" Yui said while chewing on her chicken she couldn't make it kirito replied "Yes" thought Suguha while eating her Rice After dinner Kirito was going to log out to go on a date with Asuna in the real world So he decided to call Sinon to baby sit his sister's.

"hello Sinon" Kirito said

"hi kirito what do you want" Sinon asked "I need you to baby sit my sisters" kirito replied "I can't I'm tutoring silica" Sinon said "you can do that later kirito" said "why do want me to babysit them anyway" Sinon asked because "I am going on a date with Asuna" Kirito answered "......oh" Sinon replied "why can't Yui babysit" sinon questioned "Yui doesn't care what they do" kirito answered "Suguha" Sinon suggested "Suguha might panic when something goes wrong" Kirito denied what about Kiriko asked "ARE YOU INSANE SINON KIRIKO WILL BREAK DOWN THIS HOUSE" Kirito yelled "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME INSANE ...UGGH" replied Sinon as she hung up. "Hello Sinon Sinon are you there?" Kirito said "I guess I can't go on a date with Asuna" kirito muttered

Yui went to kirito to ask if there was chicken "can I have chicken" Yui asked there isn't any chicken left kirito responded "I WANT CHICKEN" Yui shouted "THEN GO BUY CHICKEN" Kirito shouted back Yui ignored Kirito and went to her room

When Suguha was done cleaning the table she went to talk with Kirito ." Is Sinon coming" she asked be quite for second Kirito replied "Is Sinon coming" Suguha repeated "BE QUITE" Kirito shouted Suguha kept silent . kirito sighed then looked at Suguha "I need you to babysit kiriko and Yui" Kirito begged "okay" Suguha replied

Author's note : this story is a parody sorry if it's not understandable and also Kirito and the rest are actually in a random game also Suguha , Yui and Kiriko are Kirito's sisters there could be a few spellings mistakes one more thing Kiriko is a character from other fan fiction okay that's all please like