The Dating Joke

Chapter 3

I was so drunk I didn't know what to do. I went right to Danny and started making out with him and sitting on his lap and I was uncontrollable.

I don't remember much but all I remember is Danny and I walking into a bedroom.

And he started taking off his clothes. And then he took off my clothes.

That's all I remember.

Then I woke up in the morning naked, and in bed with Danny.

"Danny?" I shook him.

"What?" He was half asleep.

"Danny what the hell happened?" I asked him.

He woke up fully.

"Holy shit."

"Danny I was drunk what happened?"

"We had sex."

I stopped breathing.

"Oh my god. My parents are going to kill me!" I said.

I started crying.

"Danny who knows?"

"Everyone. They got me drunk and then I woke up in the middle of the night to a video."

"Danny what was the video?"

"Oh my god."

"DANIEL WHAT WAS THE DAMN VIDEO!" I screamed.

"It was of us."

"Holy shit. Danny we gotta run away or something." I said.

"Let's find Austin." He said.

We got up and got dressed and walked out of the bedroom.

His mom was out there.

"Back up." I whispered and backed up.

I closed the door and locked it.

"What's wrong?" Danny asked.

"Your moms out there. I'm going out the window." I told him.

"How are you getting home?" He asked.

"I'll run to the end of the street and hide in the bush.

"You pick me up in 10 minutes." I said grabbing my phone and opening the window.

"I'll text you." He said. "Wait."

"What?" I said.

He kissed me hard.

"This dating joke is fun." I said as I climbed out of the window.

I ran as fast as possible to the end of the street.

I hid in the bush and had my phone in my hand.

About 5 minutes later I heard a car pass and then another stop.

"Tay?" I heard Danny whisper.

I popped out of the bush.

"Holy shit you scared me!" He said as we walked to the car.

I got in the passenger seat.

"Well we're both non virgins now." He said.

"Dan that's not funny. I could be pregnant. We could have a kid."

"Damn it I don't want to be a dad."

"I don't wanna push a human out of my vagina!" I exclaimed.

"Taylor it's going to be okay." He said as he pulled up into my driveway.

"Yeah I hope so. Thanks for the ride baby daddy."

"Your welcome possible mom."

"Don't call me that." I said sternly.

"Sorry. Bye Tay. I'll get you a test. Meet me at the gas station near school in a day at 12." He said.

"Okay. Bye baby." I said as I walked inside my house and both of my parents were at work.

Thank god.

I tried to relax and took a nap.