??? : Silly Riku, I am not Santa, I am, Dark Santa
Riku : What's the difference between you two?
Dark Santa : You see... Santa brings you gifts, but for Dark Santa you need to give him something or the world explodes or something
Riku : Why should I believe such a thing?
Dark Santa : Because this is Kingdom Hearts
Riku : Can't Argue with that. So what'll it be?
Dark Santa ; It depends on what you got for Christmas
Riku : Hmm... I got a Pirated copy of Kingdom Hearts 1, three Potatoes, a leg, and a mysterious message on a piece of paper and my dream is to find out the meaning of this message (Subscribe to Just a Pancake since he made this a thing last year)
Dark Santa : You'll have plenty of time once I take your body
Riku : I feel like I've done this before
Dark Santa : Don't worry, I will go easy on you. All you have to do is submit to the D a r k n e s s
Riku : Overused running gag
Dark Santa : Muhahahaha
Riku : Why are you laughing?
Dark Santa : *throws off his hat*
Riku : impossible...
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Riku : Ansem was Dark Santa all along... I never saw that coming
Ansem : That's right, and now I will take your body
Riku : Not again!
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