Magical Hogwarts: Harry Potter Shorts

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1 Message from Harry Potter

Could you be that special person for a down to earth auror?

Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound incredible.

Are you interested in Quidditch? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm peculiar and you'll have noticed my dull fingernails. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very intelligent and extremely trustworthy. I particularly like your sparkling eyes.

You're not predatory though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody predatory, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my owl, Hedwig to the vet and said, "My owl is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Hedwig up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horrified. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping general public. My job as an auror is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very down to earth man.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how down to earth I can be.

Love from
Harry Potter

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.

Oh what a man. Who wouldn't want to date such a down to earth person? Just make sure you aren't predatory.