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Pansy Parkinson Dating Profile

Looking for the longest, smoothest dick around 

A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

Hello lads!

I'm a cunning kinda babe, who likes nothing more than cursing innocent Gryfindors with the right man.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my seductive personality, closely followed by my smashing boobs. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my boobs and legs. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its fullest.

I work as a professional seductress, helping please lonely men. This allows me to exercise my skills: kissing and sucking that thang. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Marilyn Monroe getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:Receive a telegram from an owlget jiggy with youBecome the best professional seductress I can beBugger you senseless

If you're the right man for me, you'll be wicked and merciless. You won't be afraid to dominate and will have for my body.

My ideal date would involve making fun of Weasley in a hotel room with a wickedly handsome man by my side. While we're there, I lick your smooth toned chest and suck your tasty dick and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygiene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

Light my fire, babe

Pansy Parkinson

Lol what a horn-dog