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(Deadpool theme) Balls in holes

The bar was busy that night when Raph walked in. he just completed the job he was hired for and was as cold as ever. his best friend-and only friend- Donnie, who was the bartender gave him his favorite drink-pussy lick.
"so how was it tonight?" the bartender asked, as the mercenary took a drink.
"usual." he answered, then looked at the clock, and smirked.
"hey." Raph said tapping his friend, "give a fuzzy navel to him" -he pointed to the biggest guy in the bar- "and say it's from him." he finished pointing to the second biggest guy. Donnie smiled, loosened his neck and pulled out the plan, starting the fight.
A few minutes later Raph won some cash for betting that the smaller guy would win-as he did- as someone walked in.
"blowjob." he said and put money on the table. Raph looked over and chuckled to himself. The guy standing next to him was small, freckled, and had baby blue eyes. He looked at Raph.
"what's so funny?" he asked.
"well," Raph started. "you sure you can handle that drink? i mean, with your size it might go straight to your head." The boy snickered and sighed.
"my parents gave me a shot of 200 prove a day since i was five."
"oh, 200." Raph shook his head. "my parents mixed 3 of them together, and injected it into me veins."
"i thought that would kill you."
"well when you stay up 24/7 for ten years you don't really get affected."
"try getting raped for that long."
"5 uncles and my mother." Raph sized up to the mercenary. "but enough of that, what about your job?"
"just got my 55th."
"65, about to be 66." Raph said before someone challenged him to the battle, he pulled out his gun and shot his opponent without looking."
"oh i didn't know we were talking about the battle too." the stranger said. "72."
"oh, amateur hour." Raph said. "i could kill that many with my eyes closed."
The stranger looked at him, sizing him up then held out a card.
"Mikey."
"Raph." Raph said taking the card from what he knew was a stripper "how much?" 
"65." Mikey said, Raph gave him the cash and smiled.
"balls in holes." he said.

Hours of playing ski ball later, the two went back to Raph's place and gave each other a drink. Mikey realized that he was liking the mercenary. He wasn't like anyone who's bought enough him before. Mikey laid on the bed taking his drink.
"you gonna do it with me or not?"
"can you handle it?" Raph smirked and pinned him down, kissing him deeply, causing something that neither of them have ever felt before.
love