Kiribaku Oneshots

🎄Under The Mistletoe (Christmas Special) 🎄

"Bakubabe, please, it'll be fun" Kirishima practically begs his boyfriend to come to Mina's Christmas party.

"No" the stubborn blonde continues to hold.

"Don't make me do it" Kirishima warns.

"You wouldn't" Bakugou says.

"Come to the party then" Kirishima says

"Never" replies Bakugou.

Kirishima's face starts to shift into a one of wide puppy eyes, and an adorable poked out lip.

"Don't you fucking dare" Bakugou whips his head in the opposite direction.

Kirishima just follows him around, for the next hour.

-

"Fine, damnit Kiri you win" Bakugou throws his hands up in the air in exasperation.

"So that means you'll go to the party?" Kirishima asks

"Yes, but I am not, and I repeat, am not" he says putting an emphasis on the second "am not", "Wearing a fucking ugly ass sweater to the damn thing " he huffs out.

"None if that candy cane, mistletoe, cookies shit either" he says, as Kirishima imagines Bakugou ruffling his feathers as more Holiday, cheery thing pop into his mind.

"And the hot coco better have a spicy kick" he finishes.

"Deal" Kirishima says smiling so wide his eyes crinkle up at the corners.

Bakugou lets his lips turn up, just slightly, at the corners.

-

Wearing a plain black sweater and a pair of dark blue ripped jeans Bakugou walks up to Mina's house and just as his foot hits the top step, the door flings open and here comes the pink bitch herself.

"BAKUUUUUU" her shrill tone of voice makes Bakugou want to cut his ears off with his own pocket knife.

He catches her as she wraps herself around him in a gigantic hug.

"I'm SOOOOOOOO glad you came" her arms constrict around him making him feel as if there was a python around his shoulders a neck.

Mina, as usual, has gone all out for the spirit of the Holiday. Reindeer antlers in her big pink hair, a flashing red nose on her own, and the ugliest Christmas sweater Bakugou had ever laid his eyes on.

"Mina your heavy get off" Bakugou says in his usual gruff voice.

"Awwwwww your no fun" she says hopping down.

When they finally get inside Bakugou shrugs his puffy jacket off and embraces the warmth coming from Mina's living room fireplace.

"We made your special order of hot coco, per Kiri's request" Jiro says handing him a black mug, hot to the touch.

She looked ridiculous also, two purple pig tails stick off the top of her head wrapped in Christmas lights and jingle bells that jingle every time she moves, and her makeup and nails vibrant red and green. Unlike everything else she had on her sweater is purple with white a white unicorn.

"Jiro, your sweater describes you perfectly" Bakugou couldn't stop himself from saying.

Denki bursts out laughing and Bakugou looks over to where he's at, and chokes on his Coco at the sweater.

The sweater itself was a dark shade of green, but the snowman on the sweater was upside and down, like it's doing a hand stand, and it's carrot nose was hanging right where his dick would be. To make it even better there were jingle bells attached to the top of the snowman's hat making it look like the balls of a dick. (A/n, if your interested imma post what this looks like at the bottom of this one shot, just cuz it's fucking hilarious 😂😂)